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· Buck Wolf’s Weird News Central: It’s A Nice Day For A Weird Wedding
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· Neil Patrick Harris: ‘Cocaine And Video Games Mix Well’
· Patricia Arquette: ‘Never Play With The Ouija Board’
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· Pubic Hair Shapes A Romantic Valentine’s Day (Feb. 14)
· TV Show Explores Weird Ways To Die
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· ‘Bachelor’ Reject Can’t Resist Free Booze
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· Pizza Rushed On Super Bowl Sunday (Feb. 1)
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· Furries Stick To Their Own Kind
· Super Bowl Cliches Go The Whole Nine Yards
· Female Slayer Fans Become ‘Slaywhores’
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· Paranormal Center An Experience For All Six Senses
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· Computer Simulation Predicts Steelers Win Super Bowl
· ‘Daily Show’ Correspondent Examines Black Thoughts
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· Half-Baked Inventions Fail Miserably
· Don’t Say ‘I Do’ ’Til You’ve Discussed Poo
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· Buck Wolf’s Weird News Central: Gay Weddings Are For The Birds
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· Buck Wolf’s Weird News Central: Live From The Inauguration
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· Whoa! Jenna Von Oy In Love With Joey Lawrence
· Tupac Becomes Psychic’s ‘Thug Angel’
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· ‘Idol’ Wannabes Savvier Than Ever
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· Dubya’s Finest Bushism: ‘Misunderestimate’
· ‘Dexter’ Actor Wants His Face Back From Willem Dafoe
· Broke Babes Turn To World’s Oldest Profession
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· Stay In Shape By ‘Twittercizing’
· ‘Bachelor’ Babe: ‘Always The Planner Never The Bride’
· Condoms In Wallet: A Hardheaded Idea?
· Buck Wolf’s Weird News Central: Crotch-Crushing Crime Wave
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· Snake Skin Solves The World’s Woes
· ‘Flashpoint’ Actor Rocks At Work
· Stan Lee: ‘Superheroes Are The Real Hollywood Stars’
· Joe Francis Will Flash For Cash
· ‘Everybody Loves Raymond’ Goes Russian
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· Ex NFL Player Can’t Keep Head In The Game
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· Science Proves God Created Humans
· Weird Discoveries Keep Blogger Grounded
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· Take Two Belly Dances And Call Me In The Morning
· George Clooney Gave Ex-Girlfriend A Virus
· Howie Mandel: ‘No Glove, No Love’
· ’Life’ Lead No Longer Needs British Accent
· World Of Elvis Impersonators Has No Standards
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· Singles Jump Through Hoops For Each Other
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· Confetti Industry Preps For New Year’s Eve
· Midgets Drink And Kiss On New Year’s Eve
· Wacky Worldwide New Year’s Celebrations
· Ghosts Haunt New Year’s Eve (Dec. 31)
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· Champagne Cocktails Are Poppin’
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· Penis Artist ‘Pricasso’ Has Soft Spot For Painting
· All-American Rejects Plan On Puking In 2009"
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· Inventor Offers Immortality Device"
· Carson Daly Addicted To New Year’s Eve Countdown
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· Floating Houses And Manly ‘Golden Girl’ Invade 2009
· Holiday Hotspots Make Christmas Road Trips Merry
· Hillbillies Throw Bangin’ Backwoods Christmas Parties
· It’s ‘Merry Christmas’ – NOT ‘Happy Holidays’
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· Somebody Call The Wahmbulance
· Kwanzaa Parties Are All The Rage
· ‘Flashpoint’ Actor Makes Cops Drool
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· Howie Mandel Gets Kicked Out Of School
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· Sexy People Have Bad Hair And Cheesy Outfits
· Man Hopes To Lift Spirits With Depression-Themed Party
· Get A Contact High On Global Orgasm Day
· George W. Bush: A Dodgeball Hero
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· Mistletoe To Blame For Holiday Cheating
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· Buck Wolf’s Weird News Central: Urinating Cow Lady Has Best Mug Shot Of 2008
· ‘Biggest Loser’ Champ Isn’t Afraid To Party
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· Jamba Juice And ‘Knitfitti’ Warm Up Chicago
· Nigel Lythgoe: ‘You Need Booze To Dance!’
· Santa’s Elves Working On Naughty Adult Gifts?
· Elves Lurk In Different Dimension
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· Marisa Miller Dreams Of Modeling Video Game
· Duct Tape Makes New Gifts Out Of Old
· Take Me Out To The Vampire Ball Game
· ‘Tis The Season To Be Fondled
· Dashing Through The Snow, In A Hot Hook-Up Bus
· Santa’s Reindeer Are Knocked Up
· Monster Mom Becomes Archie Bunker Of Reality TV
· Simon Cowell Finally Outnumbered On ‘Idol’
· Festivus: The Cheapest Holiday Around
· ‘Survivor’ Runner-Up Surprises Mom With TV Gig
· Being An Old Man Has Its Advantages
· Corporate Santas Still Splurging On Suits
· Alan Thicke Bows Down To Musical Son
· College Never Smelled So Good
· There’s No Story, Of A Boy Named Brady
· Tori Spelling Laughs When Toddler Falls
· Kristin Chenoweth Remembers Blue Denim Christmas
· Stiff Drinks Cure Financial Woes
· Miss Piggy: ‘Once You Go Froggy, You Never Go Back’
· Waiters Appreciate An Odd-Shaped Tip
· Pillow Fighters Go Straight For The Legs
· Live A Little By Swapping Good Times
· Have Yourself A Feng Shui Little Christmas
· Take It Slow At Clown College
· Santa Is Satanic, Deserves To Burn
· Tomatoes Cure Holiday Hangovers
· Yes, Khloe Kardashian, There Is A Santa Claus
· Bill Cosby Impression Scores Comedian A Job In Porn
· Classic Holiday Song Prepares Kids For Granny’s Demise
· Santa Is A Lady-Loving Alcoholic
· Ryan Seacrest Not Ashamed To Be A Momma’s Boy
· Santa Diploma Useful In Tough Market
· Kitchen Herbs Cure Holiday Season Ailments
· Poor Economy Bids Well For Auctioneers
· Pat Boone Stirs Up Christmas Ditties
· All The Wrong People Have Self-Esteem
· Pregnancy Starts With Tantalizing Text
· Guys Unaware Of Dangers Of Bad Hair
· Walking In A Nudist Wonderland
· Crappy Gift Gets Revenge On Enemies
· Buck Wolf’s Weird News Central: Marisa Tomei Hula Hoops To Stripper Stardom
· Nobody Pulls Wool Over TV Judge’s Eyes
· Size Matters With Christmas Trees
· Quiz Reveals: ‘How Dumb Are You?’
· Christmas Light Services Not Burned By Economy
· Ian Fleming Autograph For Real James Bond Up For Grabs
· Mars Is A Good Place To Raise A Family
· ‘Survivor’ Reject Isn’t As Catty As She Thought
· Holiday Singles Face The Facts
· Brainy Pooch Works Hard For Her Money
· Reality Show ‘Amazing’ For Broken Marriages
· Cheerleaders Worth A Million Bucks
· Two Lines In ‘Twilight’ Scores Frantic Female Following
· OJ Simpson Should Remain ‘Faceless’ In Prison
· Cook Your Dinner And Your Body At The Same Time
· Streaking Squirrels Urged To Cover Their Nuts
· Freeloaders Save Cash With Wonder Fork
· Dad Deserves A Good Dump For Christmas
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· Foul-Mouthed Crafts Are Pointedly Therapeutic
· Artist Turns Porn Stars Into Religious Figures
· Adrianne Curry Models In Pee-Pee Water
· Moon Expert Solves Bermuda Triangle Mystery
· ‘Quit Smoking’ Seminar Offers Hourly Smoke Breaks
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· Bad Economy Great For Scrooge Actors
· Hardcore Rockers Scream About Safe Sex
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· Elaine Stritch: “I’m In Love With Alec Baldwin!”
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· Danny DeVito Wants Socks And Undies For Christmas
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· You Can’t Teach An Old Porn Director New Tricks
· ‘Change’ Is Top Word Of 2008
· The Real Scrooge Is Like Bill O’Reilly
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· Dancers Get A Bellyfull Of Astrology
· ‘Amazing Race’ Gives License To Yell At Mom
· Website Offers Celebrities Normal Baby Names
· Will Teen Girls Start Dating Vampires?
· Psychic Predicts Mumbai Attacks, Sees More Terror Ahead
· ‘Cousin Oliver’ Stumps His Way Through Horror Movies
· Joseph Mascolo Is Totally Over Christmas
· Sound Has Major Healing Powers
· Balloon Cameras Catch Candid Moments
· Thanksgiving (Nov. 27) Cocktails Make Any Turkey Wild
· Akon’s First Time Was Surprising And Quick
· Celebs Hunt For Their Thanksgiving (Nov. 27) Feast
· Get Family Talking On National Day Of Listening (Nov. 28)
· ‘Chuck’ Actors Geek Out On Video Games
· Holiday Office Parties At Risk Of Being Canceled
· Cyber Monday (Dec. 1): A Safe Shopping Alternative
· OutKast’s Big Boi Has Big Pull On Thanksgiving (Nov. 27)
· ‘Loser’ Becomes A Big Celebrity
· I’m Not A Doctor, But I Play One At Home
· Rebellious Teenage Turkey Flies The Coop
· Pole Dancing Goes Pedal To The Metal
· Think Like A Cat On Black Friday (Nov. 28)
· Madonna Gets The Job Done In The Sack
· Raunchy Puppet ‘Madame’ Makes A Comeback
· Take A Power Nap In The Middle Of Black Friday (Nov. 28)
· John O’Hurley Reports For Doggy Doody
· Thanksgiving (Nov. 27) Food Is Squeeze-Friendly
· Champion Duck Callers Become Big Stars
· Buck Wolf’s Weird News Central: Naked Clown Drops Trou At Times Square
· Dead Turkey Ruins Thanksgiving (Nov. 27)
· Celebrities Dish On Favorite Thanksgiving (Nov. 27) Dishes
· ‘High School Musical’ Is A Babe Magnet
· Stars Hit Field And Duke It Out On Thanksgiving (Nov. 27)
· A Ruined Turkey Is More Traumatic Than Death
· Hot Recipe Calls For Torching Turkey
· 62nd Annual Mother Goose Parade Briefs
· Brad Paisley’s Wife Prefers James Bond To Husband’s Awards
· ‘iCarly’ Star Eats Thanksgiving Under The Table
· Celebrity Catholics Feel The Guilt
· Mr. T Rivals Chuck Norris In Battle Of The Badasses
· Even Martha Stewart Could Use Turkey Advice
· Sexy Cell Phone Ringtone May Turn Women On
· Don’t Frighten Employers With Your Resume
· High-Class Hooking: The Dream Job?
· Molly Shannon Is A Celebrity Gossip
· Paris Hilton And Benji Madden On Different Planets
· Thanksgiving (Nov. 27) Hosts In Danger Of Being Abducted By Aliens
· ‘Top Model’ Winner Won’t Fight For Career
· ‘Top Model’ Runner-Up Makes Crew Cuckoo
· Charo Adopts Bull, Fights For His Rights
· Soccer Moms May Actually Be Vampires
· James Brolin Warns Global Warming Skeptics
· Thanksgiving (Nov. 27): A Turkey Holocaust
· Don’t Get Burned By A Lawsuit This Thanksgiving (Nov. 27)
· ‘Top Model’ Reject: ‘At Least I’m Not A Unicorn’
· Dracula Isn’t Hating On ‘Twilight’
· Rub Thanksgiving Leftovers On Your Face
· Nudie Nerd Calendar Is A Geek’s Dirty Dream
· ‘Loser’ Hides From Thanksgiving (Nov. 27)
· Buck Wolf’s Weird News Central: Human Torture Or Bizarre Billiards?
· Couples See Themselves In Animated Gays
· Give Thanks For Getting Fired
· Be A Skydiver, Zookeeper, Or Go-Kart Driver For A Day
· Flute Foursome Are The Spice Girls Of Chamber Music
· ‘Twilight’ Destined To Unite Mothers And Daughters
· ‘A Clockwork Orange’ Star Is Now A Big Pussy
· Alien Duo Descend On Earth To Study Boners
· Turkeys Sense Hunters From A Fart Away
· Author Hated By Crazed Duran Duran Fans
· Land A Job With President Obama
· Blame It On The Bacon Grease
· Florida Christmas Trades Snow For Sun & Surf
· Tax On Sex Could Help Limp Economy
· Multiple Personalities Help OutKast’s Big Boi Onscreen
· Former ‘Lost’ Actor Is Washed Up
· Heath Ledger Tops List Of ‘Frigid’ Stars
· There’s No Such Thing As Death
· Penis Size Can’t Be Lied About
· Obama’s Beet Hatred A Real Shame
· Selma Blair: ‘I Know How To Swallow’
· Deepak Chopra: ‘Jesus Was A Teenage Anarchist’
· Museum Screens Patrons Before They See Death
· Oy Vey! Masi Oka Lives Comic Geek Fantasy
· Pooping Patterns Warn If Your Dog Is In The Dumps
· Donal Logue Confuses Elementary School Kids
· No ‘Man Bashing’ Allowed On ‘Lipstick Jungle’
· Ladies, Bag Your Men On Sadie Hawkins Day (Nov. 15)
· Grocery Shopping Becomes A Sweaty Sport
· ‘Ultimate MILF’ Sarah Palin And Hubby Get Porn Offer
· ‘Top Model’ Reject Calms Nerves With Movies
· Male Nanny Scores With Kids And Moms
· Heavy Metal Music Holds Meaning Of Life
· First Dog Can’t Have Attitude Problem
· Racer Attempts Baja 1000 On Veggie Oil-Fueled Car
· ‘Life’ Actor Battles Fruit Addiction
· Weird Facts Reveal State Of The U.S.
· Phonesex Operators Make The World Go ’Round
· Tow Truck Drivers: America’s Unsung Heroes
· Cute Porcelain Plates Turn Gruesome
· Frank Stallone Has Knockout Boxing Collection
· Tired President Endorses Quiet Festival
· Prisoners Should Give Up Their Organs
· Everyone Stares At Car Wrecks
· Jason Priestley Regrets Bad ’80s Mullet
· ‘Top Chef’ Host Packs On The Pounds
· ‘Pussy Galore’ Tops Most Outrageous Bond Girl Names
· San Diego DJ Is The ‘Jesus Of Bad Music’
· Golf Course Farting Warrants Praise
· Gallery Provides Fine Art For Feet
· Reality TV Gets Famous Family Talking
· Man Claims To Be Married To Allah
· James Bond Doesn’t Know Squat About Martinis
· Street Art Requires Guerilla-Like Stealth
· Michelle Obama: The Next Jackie O
· Everything In This World Is Annoying
· Dogs To Become ‘X-Games’ Contenders?
· Reality TV Is Better Than Marriage
· Satanists: “There Is No Satan”
· Death And Mummies Help Kids With Homework
· Elderly Couple Hit The Blogosphere
· Knitta, Please! Mexico City Tagged By Crafty Crew
· Archies Reunite For Christmas Album
· ‘Turkeyphobia’ Main Source Of Holiday Stress
· Pope Opts For Natural Remedy To Fight Flu
· Send Tiny Letters From World’s Smallest Post Office
· ‘Top Chef’ Duo Agree: ‘Food Is The Sexiest Foreplay’
· ‘Nip/Tuck’ Is Safe From Killer Vaginas
· No One Loves ‘The Office’ Characters
· Teen Actress’ Fans Think She’s Really Knocked Up
· Actor Keeps Crafty Practical Joke On The Back Burner
· Model Aspires To Be Angelina Jolie’s Stunt Double
· Funny Jews Help Obama Win The White House
· Tacky Signs Make Cool Home Decor
· Artist Paints House By Numbers
· Farting Can Save Your Marriage
· Holiday Shopping Equals ID Theft?
· A Nice Suit Can Save You From Bankruptcy
· Mobile Homes Memorialized Head First
· Lobster Machine Causes Wallets To Feel The Pinch
· Obama’s Daughters Will Rule The White House
· Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls In Water
· UFOs Constantly Crash On Earth
· Obama Family Should Get A Portuguese Water Dog
· Creepy Indian Masks Almost End Ricky Schroder’s Marriage
· Grandma Beauty Pageant Subject To Bribery, Drag Queens
· Historic Suit Costs At Least $150,000
· Sam Waterston Not Imprisoned By ‘Law & Order’
· Canadian Husbands Finally Make Dinner
· Billionaire Babies Can Save The Economy, Rule World
· Two Eyebrows Are Better Than One
· New York Crimes Keep ‘Law & Order’ Going
· Songwriter Hopes To Get Obama Dancing
· One Sentence Is Enough To Tell Life Story
· Daisy Fuentes: ‘Snotty Stars Should Get A Pay Cut’
· United States Presidents: Doggystyle
· Book Dedications Better Than Actual Books
· Election Day (Nov. 4) Is For Freeloaders
· McCain Or Obama To Get Waxed
· Fringe Candidates Still Looking For Votes
· Peaceful Election Day (Nov. 4) Parties Unite Voters
· Pissed Off Fairies Cause Natural Disasters
· What Does Your Kitty Do When It’s All Alone?
· Ken Jennings: ‘Try To Stump Me!’
· Man Attempts To Write 1,000 Books By March 31, 2009
· O.B.A.M.A. Stands For Bad Art
· Simon Cowell Has A Long Lost Son
· Johnny Cash’s Ghost Loves Half-Naked Ladies
· Top Model Reject: ‘I’m Not A Hoochie Mama!’
· True Contenders Fold In Paper Plane Contest
· Buy A Sex Toy, It’s Halloween
· Sports Cliches Could Determine Election
· King Of Infomercials Critiques Obama’s TV Pitch
· Honor The Dead By Cross-Dressing
· Pumpkins Will Plummet At Punkin’ Chunkin’ Contest
· Household Items Make Great Ghost Hunting Tools
· My Chemical Romance Rocker: ‘It’s Easy To Be Emo On Halloween’
· Aerospace Skills Help Your Golf Game
· Gallery Splatters Serial Killer Art On Walls
· ‘Monster Mash’ Singer’s Ashes Turned Into Diamond
· Film Festival Arouses Interest In Amateur Porn
· John McCain’s POW Hero Story Is A Lie
· Bruce Campbell’s Biggest Fans Get Tattoos
· Biggest Problem For ‘Biggest Loser’: Sex With His Wife
· ‘Twilight’ Star Is Already Cinema’s Sexiest Vampire
· Museum Prepares Kids For Their Deaths
· Halloween: The Most Stress-Free Holiday?
· Male Knitters Are Total Chick Magnets
· 3-D Makeover Enhances Horror Movie’s Ass-ets
· ‘Fringe’ Actor Swears He’s Funny
· Barack Obama Married The Wrong Woman
· Taco Shop Food Is Good For You
· Ghosts Protest Against Halloween (Oct. 31)
· Pumpkin Predicts The Next President
· Beef Comes Between Peanut Butter & Jelly
· Rock ’N’ Roll Only Cool If Adults Hate It
· Activist Fights Against Daylight-Saving Time Change
· Reality Rejects Prove Their Love On ‘Amazing Race’
· The Elite Prefer Expensive Gas
· Rednecks See No Color, Support Barack Obama
· Traci Bingham Wants Some ‘A.S.S.’
· Torturing Angelina Jolie: Dream Job Or Nightmare?
· Mexicans, Midgets, And Burlesque – Oh My!
· It’s Hard Out Here For A Shrimp
· Lady Liberty Is A ‘Super Cougar’
· Raunchy Revue Opens Up Sexual Doors
· Halloween Allows Vampires To Finally Come Out
· Turn Your Dog Into A Top Model
· Barry Bostwick Doesn’t Hide Heels In His Closet
· Newscast Shows ‘President McCain’ Destroying America
· ‘Top Model’ Eliminee Role Plays With Tyra
· Belleville, Wisconsin: UFO Capitol Of The World?
· Nine-Step Program Helps Junkie Cats Kick Litter Habit
· Halloween ‘Candy’ With A Kick
· Make Friends With Your Mother-In-Law
· Talk Politics With Your Kiddies
· ‘Ring’ Star Is Pretty, Not Evil And Dead
· Beans Help Racers Blow Out The Competition
· Penis Painter ‘Pricasso’ Rises Up For Politicians
· Ghost Busters: Sage, Salt, & Silence
· Swedes Jealous Of American Pez Collectors
· Economy Tip: Shop For Basics At Garage Sales
· Flute Is Homies With Rap Music
· Bodies Will Roll At Coffin Races
· Halloween Costumes Are Sexier Than Ever Before
· ‘Losers’ Keep Each Other From Cheating – Sort Of
· ‘Ghost Hunters’ Hope For Halloween (Oct. 31) Contact
· Porn Star Pounds Pavement For Democrats
· Stilettos: Latest Trend In Work Out Wear?
· Tough Pro Wrestler Has Soft Spot For Santa
· Obama May Fall Prey To Racist Voting Habits
· Free Food Drives People Out Of Their Cars
· Tourists Act Out Hollywood Murder
· Elephant Museum Becomes Republican Vacation Destination
· Rasputin’s Ghost Reveals Frightening Future
· Animals’ Secrets Can Save Mankind
· Southern Charm Is Truly ‘Amazing’
· Coolio’s Love DOES Cost A Thing
· FlashNews Footnotes: Producer’s Page
· Frank Caliendo Has John McCain’s Arms
· Rookie Cop Has A Tough First Day
· Four-Year-Old Drummer Scores Gig At Whisky A Go-Go
· Rapist Ghosts Terrorize Halloween (Oct. 31)
· Kinky Equestrienne Trains ‘Human Ponies’
· Crooked Toes Means He’s A Ho
· Nicole Sullivan Forms First Garage Band
· Hollywood BFFs Speak The Same Language
· Bad Moon Month To Blame For Stock Market Crashes?
· Tisha Campbell-Martin Steps Up Her Keyboard Game
· Obama Is A Sensual Mother-Pucker
· Jesus Would Make An Excellent Rock Frontman
· ‘Crusoe’ Actor Can’t Stand Himself
· Republicans And Democrats Equally Crazy
· McCain And Obama Can Get You Fired
· Late Def Leppard Guitarist ‘Haunted’ By Music
· Ghosts Drown Sorrows In Water
· Art Gallery Provides Odd Jobs
· Musicians Must Be Smarter Than Nuclear Physicists To Succeed
· ‘The Golden Girls’ Are Still In The Closet
· What Pets Really Think About Halloween Costumes
· Speeders Driven To Tell Judge Tall Tales
· Skateboarders Take Porn Star For A Ride
· ‘Crusoe’ Star Stranded After Three Hour Tour
· Japanese Cause Massive Banana Shortage
· Actor Gets Major Beat Down On The Job
· Regina King Bawls Like A Baby
· Messenger Bags Provide Armor For Urban Warriors
· Naked Clowns Dream Of Posing For ‘Playboy’
· Eat Obama And McCain For Breakfast
· Creating Quick Comics Causes Meltdowns
· Meat Loaf Happy To Bear Bad News
· Lisa Loeb Was A Summer Camp Kid
· ‘Handy Manny’ Puts ‘Bob The Builder’ To Shame
· Peas, Cows, & Batman Invade Halloween (Oct. 31)
· Miley Cyrus: Blinded By Love?
· ‘Amazing’ Rejects Need Superhero Strength
· Streets Of New York Get Even More Odd
· Ambitious Traveler Completes Crazy Mission
· Parking Patrollers: The Most Hated People In The World
· Candidates Put Voters In Terrifying Trances
· Britney’s Comeback Should Include Freeballing
· See A Penny, Pick It Up, And You’ll Have Financial Luck?
· Christian Slater Speaks In Tongues
· ‘W.’ Actor Feels Bad For George W. Bush
· 2008: The Year Of The Tranny
· ‘Privileged’ Star Wins Battle Of The Wardrobes
· Pro Dancer Has Kiddie Competition
· Artistic 24/7 TV Network Brings World Peace?
· Obama Turns White House Into Fashion House
· Testicles: The World’s Greatest Aphrodisiac
· Republicans Not Conservative About Pizza
· Debra Messing: ‘Hollywood Is A Fantasyland’
· Jesus ‘Not Too Bright’ For Turning Water Into Wine
· Southern Soul Food Bad For The Belly
· Sarah Palin Used To Be John McCain’s Daughter
· Man Survives Night In America’s Most Haunted Room
· Monster Artist Hopes To Hear Three Little Words
· Vivica A. Fox Wants To Get Her Hands On Jada Pinkett-Smith
· Come Out, Come Out Whoever You Are
· Sharp-Tongued Lounge Singer Helps ‘Black Bastards’
· O.J. Simpson Dreams Of Being Front Page News
· ‘NCIS’ Actor Scores Major Lunch Line Privileges
· Pregnant Women Crave Mommy Movies
· Tuxedos Ring In Their 122nd Birthday
· America Destined To Become A ‘Cashless Society’
· Puppy Writes Own Autobiography
· O.J. Simpson Learns Karma Is A Killer
· Presidential Hopefuls Are Actually Snakes
· Ahem, Is There An Alien In Your Throat?
· Bad Economy Can’t Ruin Good Drinking
· Bigfoot Hoax Costume Up For Sale
· ‘Dancing’ Set Struck Again By ‘Curse Of The Leg’
· ‘Starter Wife’ Actor Hates Miniature L.A. Food
· The Joker Inspires Hollywood Halloween Gear
· Bats Hated Because They’re Black?
· Brandon Walsh Should’ve Been Killed Off
· ‘Amazing Race’ Rekindles Rocky Romance
· Hip Housewives Claim Atlanta Is A Style Mecca
· Patti Austin’s Diva Demand: Lemons
· Lance Bass: ‘Cartoons Are Real!’
· Former ‘Sopranos’ Star Is One ‘Big Pussy’
· George Clinton: ‘We Want The Funk!’
· Rocker Needs Intense Training For Concert
· A Million Faxes Can Expose Aliens
· ‘Home Improvement’ Alum Handy On The Set
· What’s It Like Nailin’ Sarah Palin?
· 90-Year-old Man Is Michael Phelps Of Senior Games
· Man Paints With Sperm, Celebrates Vasectomy
· Reverend Praises Stock Market Crash
· John McCain To Have Affair With Sexy Sarah?
· ‘Top Model’ Loser Scared Of Trannies
· Celebrity Sex Tapes: Everyone Wins!
· Sarah Palin Inspires Pretty Hunting Tool
· Yo-Yoers Descend On Chino, California
· True White Sox Fans Keep Tabs On Cubs
· Salute Screen Savers On National Techies Day (Oct. 3)
· Pot Farming: The American Dream?
· Olympics Improve With Nudity
· Female Cops Have Superior Force
· Sexy Show Gets Dudes Rock Hard
· Reality Reject Is The Worst ‘Loser’ Ever
· Jesus And Einstein Visit Alien Center
· Tim Gunn Warns Against Sequins
· 157-Year-Old Sci-Fi Queen Goes Green
· Washed Up MMA Vet Vows To Punch Rookie’s Lights Out
· Pooping In Public Can Be Peaceful
· American Presidents Don’t Drive Hoopties
· ‘Friday Night Lights’ Actress Becomes Football Fanatic
· Mourn Dead Farm Animals ’Til Cows Come Home
· Tim Gunn’s Style Sidekick Pinches Butt
· Barack Obama & Joe Biden: Nostril Twins?
· Canadian Bridge Gets Boob Job
· Jesse James Has Nothing On Dalton Bros
· ‘America’s Toughest Job’ Has Serious Shortcomings
· Soap Star Commits Literary Murder
· Entrepreneur Boycotts Banks, Invests In Relationships
· Cats Are Psychic, Able To Cast Love Spells
· Going Green Is A Pain In The Butt
· ‘Amazing Race’ Really Stings
· Obama Can Go Longer Than McCain
· Old People Can Survive Anything
· Doggie Political Leader Is The New Gandhi
· Everybody Was Cane Fu Fighting
· Presidential Candidates Are What They Wear
· Embarrassing Moms Get Tipsy Before Church
· Legendary Producer Couldn’t Say No To Marilyn Monroe
· Grim Reaper Suffers From Teen Angst
· ‘Chuck’ Star Makes Best Buy Workers Proud
· Comic Book Author Inspired By Horrifying Father
· ‘Life’ Actress Cheers For Dallas Cowboys
· ‘Life’ Actor Has Hair-Raising Zen Experience
· Masi Oka’s Pee Pee Can’t Stop Time
· Bible Warns Of Major Obama Drama
· Man Has Ultimate Solution For Crashing Economy
· Roadkill Meat Is A Tasty Treat
· Sarah Palin A Black Magic Woman?
· ‘Top Model’ Tranny Walks The Walk
· Wisconsin Asks: ‘Where’s The Beef?’
· Gorillas Run Wild Through London
· ‘Top Model’ Loser Can’t Help Being White
· Cop-Turned-Actor Has Seen His Share Of Crazies
· ‘The Office’ Not Taking Applications
· ‘Saved By The Bell’ Makes Good Drinking Game
· Taxi Driving: The Fat Man’s Profession?
· David Letterman’s Posse Reveals Fun, Inaccurate Facts
· ‘Beijing’ Is Top TV Word Of 2008
· Ana Ortiz: ‘Respect Your Elders’
· ‘My Name Is Earl’ Duo Take Back Bad Behavior
· No Clunkers At ArtCar Festival
· Sexy Walk Indicates Ability To Orgasm
· Tuscany, Italy, Is The Cougar’s Viagra
· Dancers Tantalize New York With Tango
· ‘CSI: NY’ Actress Inspires Fans To Campaign
· Jay Mohr Happily Married While ‘Unmarried’
· Poison Oak Show Leaves Folks Seeing Red
· Monks Think Cartoons Are Hot, Stalkers Are Cool
· Lindsay Lohan: Best Guest Star Ever On ‘Ugly Betty?’
· Dancing Pisses Off The Homeless
· Circuses Are Catty And Cutthroat
· Women Reveal Their Dark Temptation
· Paul McCartney Faces Possible Death For Concert
· ‘Knight Rider’ Actor Giddy Around KITT And The Hoff
· Detroit Home Wants to Make ‘Cents’
· So That’s What Kids Are Calling It These Days
· Boobs Come With Lots Of Baggage
· Sara Gilbert Gets Bummed Out By Acting
· Family Vacation Changes Antonio Sabato Jr.’s Life
· ‘Heroes’ Actor Was Made For Sci-Fi
· Beer Goggles Required To Sketch Nudes
· Kelly Packard Buys First Car With Game Show Cash
· Man Creates Sticky Hitchhiking Mechanism
· Scary Clowns Cause Fear Of Twins
· ‘Macarena’ Celebrates 15th Anniversary With Spicy Makeover
· Politicians Fight With Whatever They Find
· Where Does George Washington Go?
· Luke Perry Reveals Guest Starring Guidelines
· Famous Folks Have Secret Offbeat Quirks
· ‘Chuck’ Actors Beat Crap Out Of Each Other
· Traveling Apart Keeps Model Close To Leonardo DiCaprio
· Sex Addiction Not Just For Sluts
· ‘Top Model’ Wannabe Rejected For Being ‘Pretty’
· Christopher Knight Is A Nerdy Trivia Titan
· San Francisco: A Leather-Lovin’ Town
· Jedi Leader Puts Body On The Market
· Flea Trainer Jumps Through Hoops For Pets
· Friends Promise Pie Fight For 50th Birthdays
· ‘Knight Rider’ Starlet Has No Time For Romance
· ‘Biggest Loser’ Cast-offs Couldn’t Take The Heat
· Wanted: The Prettiest Pucker In America
· ‘Big Brother’ Champ Schmoozes For The Win
· Disney Fanatic Hurts For His Hobby
· Baseball And Knitting: A Homerun Hobby
· If You’re A Schmuck, You’re A Penis
· Wives Worth Their Weight In Crap
· Reality Host Earns ‘Xtreme’ Living
· Holly Hunter Leaves Oscar At Home
· Las Vegas Hits Jackpot For Displaced NFL Fans
· Amanda Beard’s Heart Belongs In Tucson, Arizona
· Rattlesnakes Not Such Bad Guys
· It Takes 15 Minutes To Fight A Ghost
· Jack Osbourne: ‘Vegas or Bust!’
· Hissing Cockroaches Are Slow Creepy Crawlers
· Shannen Doherty Separates Work From Play
· Woman Gives Guys A Sexy ‘Wordgasm’
· Stunt Diver Plunges To Possible Death
· Brooke Shields Demands New Wardrobe
· Man Works From Silent, Lonely Cave
· ‘The Office’ Actor Not So Sad And Pathetic
· Sarah Palin Wins Carnie Of The Year Award
· Don’t Badmouth ‘My Name Is Earl’
· ‘TRL’ Host Trades Mic For Drums
· Match-Fixing Whistleblower Fears Asian Attack
· Sarah Palin Destroys Joe Biden In Burger Eating
· Men Wonder About Poop, Animal Sex, And Penis Size
· Celebs Audition For Unlikely Roles
· ‘Top Model’ Loser Is Tyra’s Talkative Twin
· Brad Delp’s ‘Cute Car’ For Sale
· Ghost Of DC Madam Visits Man, Writes Book Through Him
· Let Me See That Thong, Sarah Palin!
· ‘Greatest American Dog’ Winner Is A Lady Stealer
· ‘Biggest Loser’ Host Exercises For Two
· Daddy Yankee Tests His Acting Chops
· Healthy Kids Are Total Couch Potatoes
· Ground Zero Gets Ghostly Chill
· Celebrities Down Shots At Healthy Happy Hour
· Website Offers Dudes Period Relief
· New York ‘Hottie’ Seeks World Domination
· Christmas Is Actually On September 11
· Raw Eggs Or More Booze Cure A Hangover
· Lunar Coordinator Could Help NFL Teams Avoid Injury
· Company Makes Dangerous Dreams Come True
· Artist Chats With His Homemade Robots
· Knick Knack Paddy Wack, Protect Your Doggy’s Bone
· Amy Ryan Dreams Small, Moves To ‘The Office’
· Eva Longoria Parker’s Career Comes Full Circle
· Danny Bonaduce Scraps With Slap-Happy Reverend
· Actor Is Down With The Homies
· Voting For Obama Hurts, Lasts FOREVER
· Ninjas Deliver Deadly Advice
· Watercooler Rumors May Be Good For Career
· Stunt Photographer’s Job Is Hard To Swallow
· Psychic Predicts Nicole Kidman Is Gay
· Student Hits The Mattress To Hit The Books
· Artist Likes Cars That Go Boom
· Caroline Rhea Has A Big Gay Fanbase
· Football Legends Keep It Simple On ‘Inside The NFL’
· Child’s Grave Gets Mysterious Makeover
· Kids Sing The Darndest Things
· Mother Nature Not Responsible For Strange Hurricanes
· Teenagers Addicted To Cheese
· Doughnut Shop Causes Sugar Riots
· Jewish Lies: No Means Yes, Yes Means No
· Furry Folks Invade Coney Island
· Black Eyed Peas: Still In A Pod?
· Rolling A Joint Is An Art Form, So Is Smoking It
· Washington Man Creates Cash Saving Gas Solution
· ‘Dog’ Eliminee Is Owner’s Main Man
· Football Munchies Shouldn’t Cost You The Game
· Feels Like The First Time For ‘Top Model’ Reject
· You Can Judge NYPD Detectives By Their Cover
· Republicans Out To Tamper With Votes
· Stacy Keibler Loves Getting Physical
· Professional ‘Locator’ Can’t Hold Back Tears
· Online Karaoke Not Just For Attention-Seeking Singers
· Tasty Tour Takes Bite Out Of Big Apple
· NFL Rookie Quarterback Needs Team To Have His Back
· Artists Bare It All For ‘Body Gras’
· Breakfast Becomes A ‘Cereal’ Experience
· Is Chelsea Handler Secretly Crushing On The JoBros?
· Obama’s Acceptance Speech At Ninth Grade Level
· Janice Dickinson Stands Up For Transgender Models
· Million-Dollar ‘Deal’ Winner Hopes To Drop Then Shop
· Small Town Honors Its Rockabilly Roots
· Interior Design Titan Hides Her TV
· ‘Big Lebowski’ Fans Take Love For Film Too Far
· ‘Real World’ Alumna Is A Warrior Princess
· Presidential Candidates Benefit From Pleasuring Their Mate
· Birds’ Mating Ritual Kind Of Stinks
· Former Crackhead Fought Law, Law Won
· Fearless Female Magician Bring Bunnies Back
· ‘Ghost Hunters’ Love Rank Pranks
· Jousters Get Their Spears Out For The Ladies
· Kindergarten Is More Expensive Than College
· Let Your Butt Loose On Labor Day (Sep. 1)
· Coon Dog Cemetery Remembers Fallen Hunters
· ‘Roswell’ Actor Hates Loose Ends
· Domestic Divas Form Rock Band, Sing About Babysitters
· Presidential Candidate Wants ‘Pretty Girl’ In White House
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· Interior Design Guru Says Money Doesn’t Buy Style
· Actor Embraces Indian Culture, Hugs The Toilet
· Mark-Paul Gosselaar Lays Down The Law
· Down-Home Folks Celebrate Redneck Ways
· Torture Museum Brings The Pain
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· ‘Greatest American Dog’ Cast-Off Is A True Star
· ‘High School Musical’ Actor Becomes A Man
· Republicans Wear White After Labor Day (Sep. 1)
· ‘Destination Truth’ Crew Fear A Cursing
· Hurricane Katrina Pets Won’t Be Forgotten
· Biblical Scholar Proves Barack Obama Isn’t The Anti-Christ
· San Diego Store Is A Smashing Good Time
· Tom Waits Tour Reveals His Quirks
· Carol Alt: ‘Modeling Is Empowering For Women’
· Missing Cow Poop Back Home After Nine Crappy Years
· ‘Wing King’ Hopes Dessert-Style Buffalo Wings Take Flight
· Barry Bostwick Isn’t ‘Stupid Enough’ To Be President
· Oprah And Hooker Reach Blissful State Of Happiness
· Frat Boys Fall Prey To ‘Guyland Syndrome’
· Jane Kaczmarek Follows The Law, Drives The Speed Limit
· New Jersey Folks Fall To Become Royalty
· Celebrities Remember Their First Time
· Ghosts Linger Inside Gadgets
· Artist Hopes To Deck Out White House For Barack Obama
· Female Models Are Jealous Of Crossdresser’s Legs
· San Diego Has Harmful Abundance Of Sexy Singles
· Actor Does His Best Fake Drummer Impression
· Violence And Mayhem May Erupt At Democratic National Convention
· Hot Threesomes Aren’t Hard To Come By
· Ted McGinley To Lose Sex Appeal After ‘Dancing With The Stars?’
· Wooden Sculptures Get Gals Pregnant?
· Simon Cowell Scared Of ‘America’s Got Talent’ Audience
· Election May Dub McCain A Racist, Obama A Celebrity Pimp
· ‘The Office’ Actor Watches Sports On The Job
· Honk If You Love Horny Rides
· ‘Deal Or No Deal’ Promises Biggest Winners Ever
· Male Model Driven After Being A Car Salesman
· ‘Tramp Stamps’ Still Popular Tattoos For Women
· Rachel Zoe: ‘I’m Pro-Eating’
· Michael Phelps Has Super Sperm
· ‘Greatest American Dog’ Eliminee Is On Hollywood A-List
· Conservative Comedian Is Always Right
· Will Olympics Cause ‘Ugly Betty’ Set To Shut Down?
· Furry Drive-By Victim’s Life Mirrors That Of Biggie Smalls
· Larisa Oleynik Feels The Pain, Makes Her Tear Up
· Aly & AJ: ‘Just Say No To Boys!’
· Film Critic Leonard Maltin Does Bad Movie Detox
· You Screw With Tommy Chong, You Screw With The Constitution
· ‘Dancing’ Star Only Wants To Samba With Sexy Studs
· Hey, Norway! Listen To This!
· Jewish Elvis Impersonator Aims To Be The King Of Peace
· Women Put Best Breast Forward At Topless Protest
· Bear On A Boob Is Surprisingly Comfortable
· Actor Reunites With His Carbon Copy
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· Former ‘Sweet 16’ Brat Finds The Light
· ‘Death Race’ Actor Admits It’s Good To Be Bad
· Bedroom Eyes And Good Hygiene Are Cougar Magnets
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