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· Could Toilet Paper Machine Save New Jersey Workers?

· Flash Lites: Rip ‘N’ Read Pop Culture Recap

· Stay Safe From Grammar Nazis

· Around The Weird: Bizarre News Briefs

· Beer Gets Boxed

· ‘The Last Exorcism’ Star Haunted By Nightmares

· Weird News Central: A World Without Weirdness

· Wolves Dominate Furry Subculture

· Jesus Returning To Earth On May 21, 2011

· Joel McHale Gunning For Busier Schedule

· Twist Your Turds Into Cool Designs

· ‘Castle’ Star Rides Very Own ‘Tron’ Light Cycle

· Unemployment Improves Sex Lives

· Nicotine Condoms Eliminate Urge To Smoke After Sex

· Who Would You Rather: Joel McHale Or Jon Hamm?

· Chat With Elvis Through A Seance

· Canadian Bed & Breakfast A Hotspot For Stars

· Moose Poop Masks Smell Of Weed

· Kids School Adults In Filmmaking

· Mobile San Diego Eatery Is No ‘Roach Coach’

· ‘Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World’ Star Gets Hooked On Comics

· Rollerskating Keeps On Trucking

· ‘Community’ Star Plays Indian Dad Prank

· Scavengers Get Accidental Education

· Job Seekers Being Judged On Body Language

· Flash Lites: Rip ‘N’ Read Pop Culture Recap

· Around The Weird: Bizarre News Briefs

· Toilet Paper Guru Cleans Up Crappy Mess In New Jersey

· President Obama, Lady Gaga Faking Fanbase On Twitter?

· ‘Tron’ Starlet Suffocated By Light Suit

· Woman Has Epiphany While Eating Canned Ham

· Eli Roth Afraid Of Missing Out On Christie Brinkley

· TV’s Newest First Lady A Budding Fashionista

· ‘Wayne’s World’ Alumna Tia Carrere Goes Incognito

· Weird, Fishy Laws Easy To Break

· Who Made First Move On TV’s Greatest ‘Bromance?’

· Crazy People And Computers Don’t Mix

· Strange Scholarships Can Fund College

· 97-Pound Woman Attempts To Lift 90,000 Pounds

· Cute Cannabis Smokes Out Marijuana Myths

· Sommeliers Face Off

· Internet Becomes All-Knowing Best Friend

· Vegetarians Approve Of Knitted Meat

· Female Football Players Play Rough

· Crabs Break Out At New Jersey Beauty Pageant

· ‘Eureka’ Star Does Stunts First, Thinks Later

· American Presidents Are Total Hams

· ‘Vampire Dance’ To Be As Popular As ‘Vogue?’

· Man Reveals Tricks To Make Brains Smarter

· ‘Royal Pains’ Actor Adopted By ‘The Fonz’

· ‘The Hangover’ Causes Spike In Men Who Wear Babies

· ‘Star Wars’ Dark Side Lightens Up

· Cheaters Cheat For Weirdest Reasons

· ‘Cat Counselor’ Finds Careers For Kitties

· Around The Weird: Bizarre News Briefs

· Flash Lites: Rip ‘N’ Read Pop Culture Recap

· Size Matters With Saws

· Wacky World Records Broken At San Diego Comic-Con

· Weird News Central: Florida Senior Has Sex With Christie Brinkley

· Sending Out Resumes Gets Creative

· Zombie Artist Has Field Day Killing Celebrities

· Moms Save Pregnancy Tests As Souvenirs

· ‘Jersey Shore’ Duck Phone Fad Has Passed

· Creepy Clown Hired For Bachelorette Parties

· Rock ‘N’ Roll Is Here To Stay

· Pierogi Nuts Invade Indiana

· Stuntman Rides Through Fire For Jesus

· Comic Book Characters Strip Down

· ‘Butch Bakery’ Whips Up Manly Cupcakes

· Love Your Body With Naked Yoga

· Virginia Beach Knows How To Party

· ‘Leverage’ Star Timothy Hutton Victim Of Own Scamming

· Brooke Burns Recalls Hair-Raising Modeling Gig

· Elisa Donovan: ‘Being Nice Is Exhausting’

· Around The Weird: Bizarre News Briefs

· Spruce Up Vaginas Right At Home

· Save The World While Traveling The World

· Flash Lites: Rip ‘N’ Read Pop Culture Recap

· It’s Never Too Late To Blog

· Hunt Bigfoot With A Redneck

· Parents Need Lessons In Facebooking

· Back-To-School Sales Increase, Kids Get New Swag

· Marilyn Monroe Homeowner Must Be Romantic

· Protestors Pick On Comic Book Nerds

· Master Sandcastles Live And Die By Water

· Adventure Park Turns Visitors Into Tarzan

· Mel Gibson Possessed By Evil Entity?

· Become A Networking Powerhouse

· Ping Pong Rules On Set Of ‘My Boys’

· Prison Helps Lil Wayne’s Flow

· Comic Book Characters Get Psychiatric Diagnosis

· ‘Spoiled Princess’ Vows To Be Biggest Reality Star Ever

· Chelsea Clinton’s Wedding Destined For Disaster

· Alaskans Do Body Hair Better Than Anyone

· Actor Gets Hate Mail After Kissing Kelly Kapowski

· Injured Animals Make Kids Feel Better

· Mobile Retail Stores Take Off

· Corporate Bosses Are Total Babies

· Could Marilyn Monroe’s Home Thrive As A Business?

· Celebs Could Benefit From DIY Porn Workshop

· Weird News Central: Switzerland Offers Condoms By Bicycle

· Happy Hour At Home On The Rise

· Flash Lites: Rip ‘N’ Read Pop Culture Recap

· Eat Chocolate Like A Fat Pig

· New Makeover Show Literally ‘Shocks’ Contestants

· Kids Run Away With The Circus

· Comic Lives Vicariously Through Catalogs

· Around The Weird: Bizarre News Briefs

· Taxidermy Not So Taxing For ‘Bachelorette’ Reject

· Indie Musician Strives To Beat Heidi Montag

· Man Gives ‘One Photo Reviews’ Of Summer Movies

· Vuvuzela The Real World Cup Winner

· Etsy Censors Sexy Sellers

· ‘MONOPOLY’ Gives Away The Bank

· Durable Costumes Come Out For Comic-Con

· A Million Summer Vacations End In Tears

· All-Female Cast Tackles Shakespeare

· Disneyland Uses Green Paint To Keep Guests Away

· Parents Bribe Kids With Candy On Road Trips

· ‘Human Ponies’ Create Wild Fetish Community

· Disneyland’s Opening Day A Total Disaster

· ‘The Closer’ Star Always Packing Heat

· Former Hollywood Publicist Haunted By Poltergeists

· Take Barbie On A Dream Date

· Boston Scavengers Choose Their Own Adventure

· Flash Lites: Rip ‘N’ Read Pop Culture Recap

· Around The Weird: Bizarre News Briefs

· Cats ALWAYS Know What They Want

· Parents’ House Is Home To Weirdest Crap

· Quirky Toymaker Creates First Ever ‘Inaction’ Figure

· Giant Skateboard Fools Skeptics

· Cavaliers Fans Can Cast Revenge Spells On LeBron James

· Wanted: New Captain America Costume Designs

· Don’t Stop The Drillin’

· New York City Is The Bee’s Knees

· Top Resort Region For Dogs: Cape Cod, Massachusetts

· Lindsay Lohan Will Have To Spread ‘Em

· People Confess Sexy Secrets With ‘MS Paint’

· ‘Lesbian Who Looks Like Justin Bieber’ Could Be Next MTV Personality

· Beachgoers More Afraid Of Water Pollution Than Sharks

· Abductees Declare War On Aliens

· Get Divorced By Magic Wizards

· Cuddle Parties Cause Natural High

· Pop Culture Historian Has Weird Run-Ins With Celebrities

· Death Row Convicts Use Last Words To Root For Favorite Football Team

· ‘Comic Sans’ Font Sticks It To LeBron James

· Foodies Get Cheesy Degree

· Graze Public Parks For Healthy Feast

· Humans Turn Into Cats

· Prank Calls Can Cause Meltdowns

· Karate High Kicks Movies Into Action

· Lindsay Lohan Must Play It Cool In Jail

· Condoms Come With Long History

· Burlesque Brings Babes Together

· Weird News Central: ‘Take Me Out To The Ballgame’ Songwriter Finally Scores

· Jennifer Love Hewitt Lets Herself Go For Racy Role

· Cyclists Stop To Boogie

· Around The Weird: Bizarre News Briefs

· Flash Lites: Rip ‘N’ Read Pop Culture Recap

· ‘Bachelorette’ Eliminee Always A Southern Gentleman

· Tony Robbins: ‘I’m Not Mr. Positive Thinking’

· ‘Eureka’ Star Works As Window Store Mannequin

· Pop Culture Fanatic Causes Nostalgia Overload

· Celebrities All Somehow Related Through Hollywood Hook-Ups

· Mermaid Show Travels, Keeps Myth Alive

· Lucrative Career Awaits Skilled Phone Sex Operators

· Artists Compete To Transform Queens, NY

· Woodstock Tribute Band Recreates The Buzz

· Women Control Boobs With Inflatable Inserts

· Sexual Humiliation Brings Couples Closer?

· Slinky And Netflix: Aha Moments That Changed The World

· L.A. Shop Strings Customers Along

· School Teaches Students How To Join Circus

· Hooded Sweatshirt: Proper Party Wear?

· Gallery Celebrates Cult Movies

· ‘Jedi Church’ Leader Lands Own Reality Show

· Flash Lites: Rip ‘N’ Read Pop Culture Recap

· 39 Percent Of Women Addicted To Facebook

· Around The Weird: Bizarre News Briefs

· Pregnant Women On ‘Team Jacob,’ Think Edward Sucks

· Superheroes Get Very Own Anonymous Support Group

· Confirmed: Laughter IS The Best Medicine

· Guy Fieri Bad With Balls

· Men More Likely To Cheat During Summer

· NYC Strip Club Bribes LeBron James With Mural

· Selling Hair Profitable In Tough Economy

· Numerologist Says 7/10 Is Good Day For Celebrity Weddings

· Sex, Magic, And Secrets In A Bowl

· Around The Weird: Bizarre News Briefs

· Flash Lites: Rip ‘N’ Read Pop Culture Recap

· Weird News Central: Has Hot Dog Champ Turned Chicken?

· Man Gets Aliens From Venus To Stop BP Oil Spill

· ‘Bachelorette’ Reject Becomes Turkish Oil Wrestling Legend

· Computer Programmer Blocks Justin Bieber From Internet

· Flying High: Hemp Seeds To Replace Airline Peanuts?

· ‘iPad DJ’ Creates The Perfect Man

· Beef Jerky Gets You Perky

· Friendly Neighbors Lend Goods Online

· Pet Sitters In High Demand For Fourth Of July

· Fourth Of July Is A Real Circus

· Michael Jackson Fans Doodle Creepy Tributes

· ‘Warehouse 13’ Actors Recall Awful Audition

· ‘International Worm Races’ Keep Contestants In The Dark

· Bigfoot, Fairies, And Aliens Summoned On 10/10/10

· Nick Cannon And Alison Sweeney Tag-Team Fourth Of July

· Goodyear Dedicates NASCAR Speedway Tires To Troops

· Playing Chess Can Cause Orgasms?

· Around The Weird: Bizarre News Briefs

· Flash Lites: Rip ‘N’ Read Pop Culture Recap

· Film Director Will Make T-Shirts For Money

· Americans Eager To Party On Fourth Of July

· Joel McHale Keeps Snarky Comments To Himself

· Napoleon Complex? There’s An Outfit For That

· ‘Bachelor’ Couple Never Compatible To Begin With

· Man Watches 100 Movies In 100 Theaters In 100 Days

· Queen, Jimi Hendrix Among Most Commonly Misheard Lyrics

· Creepy Curse: Founding Fathers Croak On Fourth Of July

· Hot Dogs Across America Boast Unusual Fixings

· Fried Eggs, Hold The Donkey Poop

· Rock Paper Scissors Gets Major Makeover

· James Franco Brings Mom To Work

· Competitive BBQ Is A Science

· Mensa Celebrates 50 Years Of Brainiacs

· Foodies Eat Through Seven Centuries

· No. 1 Shirtless Movie Star Of Summer: Taylor Lautner

· Is Gen. McChrystal Down With Hip Music?

· Shock Jock Tom Leykis Launches Daring Music Station

· ‘Turn Back To God’ With Computer Wallpaper

· Mystery Pianos In NYC Meant To Be Played

· Single-Serving Wine Glass Quenches Thirst

· Veteran Sex Machine Still In The Saddle

· Most Patriotic Idea Ever: Sexy ‘Bill Of Rights’ Hotline

· Summer Prime Time To Try Nudism

· Girls Take Over The Grill

· NYC’s ‘Gabby Cabby’ Better At Eavesdropping

· Oddly-Named Natural History Shop Concerns Wives

· Elizabeth Banks Lucky In Onscreen Love

· Let Your Inner Redneck Loose

· Wrecked Cell Phones Get Proper Funeral

· New iPhone Worth Sleeping On The Street

· ‘Bachelorette’ Weatherman Sees Clear Skies

· Michael Jackson Killed For Cash?

· Channel Michael Jackson’s Ghost Today (Jun. 25)

· Farrah Fawcett Never Fussed Over Famous Hair

· Well-Equipped Panties Make Booty Pop

· Weird News Central: For Sale – $58 In Dog Poo

· Around The Weird: Bizarre News Briefs

· Flash Lites: Rip ‘N’ Read Pop Culture Recap

· ‘Bachelorette’ Reject Praises Televised Tattoo

· San Diego Looks For ‘Miss Cougar 2010’

· Michael Jackson Fans Can ‘Adopt’ Bubbles The Chimp

· Church: The Ultimate Place To Party?

· Toothbrush Germs Finally Killed

· Neil Diamond Sound-Alike Fools Fans

· Harlem Globetrotters Draft Husband And Wife Duo

· Mobile Puppet Show Entertains L.A. Commuters

· ‘Incredible Hulk’ Street Performer Angry At Rookies

· Flash Lites: Rip ‘N’ Read Pop Culture Recap

· Spitting Really Pays Off

· Man Designs New Outfit For Bubbles The Chimp

· BP's Tony Hayward Goes Down The Toilet

· It’s An Honor To Have Sex In 3-D

· Geeky Girls Get Tied Up

· New Superheros Unveiled In San Francisco

· Life Coach Helps Businesses Get ‘Unstuck’

· Most Dudes Think Monogamy Sucks

· Screw Office Life

· Around The Weird: Bizarre News Briefs

· Canada Whips Up 15,000-Egg Omelette

· Say ‘Happy Birthday’ With Shocking Greeting Cards

· ‘Anti-Rape Condom’ Bites Back

· ‘Swapnistas’ Increase Wardrobe For Cheap

· England Soccer Fans On Suicide Watch

· Psychic Rallies England Soccer Fans

· Give Birth To A Baby Michael Jackson

· Bodysurfing Takes Sumo-Sized Guts

· Get Kinky With Plaster

· Teen Biting Trend Flows Through Schools

· Geometry Too Cool For School

· Out With The Old Drive-In, In With The New

· Summer Jobs Hard To Find For Teenagers

· Bacon: The Ultimate Gift

· Piper Perabo Plays Rough On ‘Covert Affairs’

· Online Users Age 20 Years Instantly

· Take A Nap On Your Tie

· Former ‘Ugly Betty’ Star Goes Blind

· Latest Dishware Pattern: Vaginas

· Tedious Writing Can Be Outsourced

· Customers Eat Up Revealing New Menus

· Flash Lites: Rip ‘N’ Read Pop Culture Recap

· Man Walks On Foot Across Country

· Jesus Loves Osama Bin Laden?

· Around The Weird: Bizarre News Briefs

· Bicycles Power Party In San Fran

· Sextuplet Parents Still Recovering From Family Road Trip

· Vuvuzela Noise Could Trigger Bee Phobias

· Avoid Certain Songs On Father’s Day (Jun. 20)

· Human DNA Being Used To Make Blue-Skinned Aliens

· Gamers Set Up ‘PlayDates’ With Actual Girls

· Racy Poster Mocks Oil-Hungry Politicians

· Jedi School Recruits American Students

· ‘ChatRoulette’ Wankers Can Beat The System

· Help Unemployed Dads Get Through ‘Man-Cession’

· ‘Angels’ Patrol Streets Of Santa Monica

· Stadium Crowd Waves Differ Depending On Hemisphere

· Bill Goldberg Drives Cool Dad-Mobile

· Make A Call, Make Wildest Dreams Come True

· Dead Gophers Worth Big Bucks In Minnesota

· Flash Lites: Rip ‘N’ Read Pop Culture Recap

· Ground Meat Does A Body Good

· Fresh, Transgendered Meat Rocks San Fran

· Psychic ‘Spiritually Guided’ By Tupac Shakur

· Man Rings New York’s Bells

· Soccer Fans Flat Broke After World Cup?

· Who Is The Real Barack Obama?

· Camel Toes Get ‘Camelflaged’

· Around The Weird: Bizarre News Briefs

· Tupac Impersonator Gets Indecent Proposals

· Real Life Vampire To Run For President In 2012

· Nipple Fashion Accessory Has Its Perks

· New York Invaded By ‘Downward Dogs’

· 10 Best Comedy Lines From Classic Movies

· Quiet Campgrounds Are Entertainment Hotspots

· Business Booms For Michael Jackson Look-Alike

· Get Happy In 10 Easy Steps

· Nose Jobs Not A Good Grad Gift

· George Harrison Tapes Reveal That Paul McCartney Really Is Dead

· British Soccer Fans Practice Bizarre Pre-Game Rituals

· Man Saves Sexless Marriages

· Goth Kids Suffer In The Summer

· Man Builds Sweet Replicas From Sugar Cubes

· Ultimate Man Skill: Rid Kid’s Room Of Monsters

· Every Doodler Gets Published

· ‘Biggest Loser’ Weight-Loss Spa Opens In California

· ‘Meowmania’ Sweeps The Nation

· Anyone Can Get Key To New York

· Best Mud In America Lies In Scottsdale, Arizona

· Allergy Sufferers Eat Out Safely

· Weird News Central: Patent For Male Chastity Belt Granted

· Spooky Group Mixes Spirits With Spirits

· South Africa: Ultimate World Cup Loser?

· ‘Bachelorette’ Eliminee Freaked Out By Cameras

· Playwright Lives In 39 Apartments

· Around The Weird: Bizarre News Briefs

· Laughter The Best Lubricant

· Favorite Father/Son Duo: Will & Jaden Smith

· Flash Lites: Rip ‘N’ Read Pop Culture Recap

· Tour Revisits Horror Of Downtown L.A.

· Marijuana Dispensaries Save Neighborhoods?

· Martinis Flow On ‘Late Night Liars’ Game Show

· NY Tourists, Move Out Of The Way

· Job Seekers Resort To Unusual Tactics

· Volcanic Ash Won’t Keep Travelers From Europe

· Global Warming: It’s A Crock

· Hollywood Blvd. Characters: Stars In The Making?

· Paintballers Battle Cast Of ‘The Wire’

· Man Has Plan To Stop Gulf Oil Spill

· Ellen DeGeneres Burned As Stand-Up Comic

· It’s Hard Out There For A Fisherman

· New Monsters Encroach On Bigfoot’s Turf

· Graduate From Online Hip-Hop College

· Cardboard Tube Fighters Battle For American Flag

· Around The Weird: Bizarre News Briefs

· Flash Lites: Rip ‘N’ Read Pop Culture Recap

· Event Turns Wine Into Water

· Guys Learn To Pick Up Women In 31 Days

· Summer Makes Kids Fat

· Kazoo King Supports Use Of African Vuvuzela At World Cup

· Michael Jackson Guiding Stars From Beyond Grave

· Graduation Speeches Riddled With Sports Cliches

· Warning: Wear Flip-Flops In Moderation

· ‘Twilight’ Inspires Baby Names

· Sexiest Players Will Win World Cup?

· Pooches Celebrate Free Love At ‘Woofstock’

· Dad Deserves A Personal Assistant

· Weirdest Foods At The Fair

· Dogs Eat Poop, Monkeys Get Drunk

· Top Father’s Day (Jun. 20) Gifts: Food & Clothes

· Ugly Ducklings Blossom Into Swans

· Gary Coleman’s Autograph Only Worth $20

· Jason Lee Fakes The Funk On ‘Memphis Beat’

· Innkeeper Feels Safe At Haunted B&B

· Betty White Joins Rest Of ‘Golden Girls?’

· Oh, The Places Feet Have Gone

· How Much Do Favorite TV Dads Make?

· Foxconn Suicides: Who’s To Blame?

· Man Compiles Strange Things People Google

· Earth To Split In Two In 2012

· Stoners To Dedicate Pot To Dennis Hopper?

· Molly Shannon Recalls Neighbor From Hell

· Tour Visits Prime Celebrity Death Spots

· Around The Weird: Bizarre News Briefs

· Flash Lites: Rip ‘N’ Read Pop Culture Recap

· British Jams Contain Occult Ingredients

· Weird News Central: ‘Ink-Oholic’ Has 400 Random Tattoos

· Live Webcast Tries To Contact Aliens

· 92-Year-Old Competes In Nine Track And Field Events

· ‘Bachelorette’ Bad Guy Proclaims Innocence

· Sporting Moments Make For Hit Home Decor

· Route 66 Fanatic Gets 84th Tattoo

· Hip-Hop Workout Takes Stab At Flab

· Breast Painter Creates Abstract Masterpieces

· ‘Office’ Actor Craig Robinson Not So Stoic

· Batting Stance Impersonator Sets Sights On Japan

· Donuts: A Recession-Proof Business?

· ‘Ghost Hunters’ Use Old Ninja Tricks

· Civilians Shoot For ‘Tranformers 3’ Role

· Average Woman Worth $1,464?

· How Do Doctors Measure Up?

· Recipes For Improving The Mind

· Flash Lites: Rip ‘N’ Read Pop Culture Recap

· Repeat Names On ‘The Bachelorette’ No Coincidence

· Nerds Put On Brainy Presentations At Bars

· TV Brothers Are ‘Royal Pains’

· Online Nudist Dating On The Rise

· Wannabe Rockers Wail On Paper-Thin Guitars

· The Writing Was On Gary Coleman’s Wall

· Around The Weird: Bizarre News Briefs

· How To Land An Asian Woman

· Latest Teen Party Trick: Pouring Vodka In Eyes

· ‘American Idol’ Winner Lee DeWyze Feeling Blue

· Weird Uses For Tea

· Video Game Addict Comes Clean

· ‘Idol’s’ Crystal Bowersox Gets Paid In Skydiving Lessons

· The ‘Concierge Doctor’ Is Always In

· Iced Tea Turns 106, But Still A Baby

· Beer: The Next Major Movie Star?

· Art Linkletter: ‘Kids Still Say The Darndest Things’

· Rubik’s Cube Can Be Cracked

· Weird News Central: Freeze Your Fat

· Flash Lites: Rip ‘N’ Read Pop Culture Recap

· Around The Weird: Bizarre News Briefs

· Toilets And Technology: A Clean Combination

· Drivers Hung Up On Cell Phones

· Show Goes On With U2 Tribute Band

· Soda Moustache Gets Help From Strangers

· Designer Sends Hat To Shamed Duchess Of York

· Woman Paints On Guitar Pedals

· Marilyn Monroe Line Takes 65 Takes

· Lizzie Borden Innkeeper Offers Tips For Amityville B&B

· Unique Program Helps Alcoholics Recover At Home

· Sedona, Arizona: A UFO Magnet

· Howie Mandel Roots For Weird Performers

· Piers Morgan Mesmerized By Sexy Picasso

· ‘Bachelorette’ Reject Admits TV Love Was Fishy

· ‘Biggest Loser’ Champ Trims Fat Debt

· Universal Calculator Helps Travelers Budget For Baggage

· Space Monkeys And Martians Found On Highway

· Paranormal Expert Dreams Of Owning ‘Amityville Horror’ House

· Snack Bar Helps Fuel Weight-Loss

· Around The Weird: Bizarre News Briefs

· Women Crave Shoes Over Sex In ‘Sex And The City 2’

· Flash Lites: Rip ‘N’ Read Pop Culture Recap

· Do Empty Nests Save Marriages?

· ‘Amityville Horror’ House Would Thrive As Bed & Breakfast

· It’s A Tough Road To ‘YouTube’ Superstardom

· Ballsy Cheaters Come Clean Online

· Kids Build Robots Using Junk Drawer Items

· How To Profile Zonies

· 2010 World Cup Loudest One Ever?

· ‘Dad Camp’ Whips Deadbeats Into Shape

· Angry ‘LOST’ Fans Demand Reshoot Of Finale

· Masters Of Masturbation Head To San Fran

· New Jersey Business People Plunge Into Ocean

· Mel B: ‘Dancing Does A Body Good’

· NYC Marines Salute Pulled Pork Sandwiches

· Lindsay Lohan’s Death Worth Big Bucks

· For Tidy Room, Throw Clothes In Air

· ‘Porn Stick’ Prevents Computer Bugs

· Warning: New York Hipsters May Cause Boner

· ‘Idol’s’ Casey James Hasn’t Watched TV In 20 Years

· Tough Times Call For Stiff Drinks

· Killing Ants For Art Hurts

· Hardcore Midget Wrestlers Bring The Pain

· God As Moody As A Teenage Girl

· Kids On Leashes Take Over Gallery

· Painting Reverses Aging Process?

· ‘Medibation’ Opens The Mind

· Magician Reveals Tricks To Pick Up Chicks

· More People Writing Pets Into Will

· Gulf Of Mexico Oil Spill Could Fuel 50,000 Cars

· Button Enthusiast Prepares For His Passing

· Wonder Bread Is Immortal

· Museum Sued For Stealing Jail

· Once A Dancer, Always A Dancer

· Flash Lites: Rip ‘N’ Read Pop Culture Recap

· Fat Albert, Mr. Ed, Found Dead

· Around The Weird: Bizarre News Briefs

· ‘LOST’ Rock Band Prepares For Finale

· Porn Star Refuses To Rub Chicken On Face

· ‘Air Rage’ On The Rise

· Rainbows Are Totally Badass

· People’s Choice For 2010 Worst Customer Service

· Baby Mason Is Smartest Kardashian?

· New ‘Bachelorette’ Not Just After Looks

· Honey-Based Ointment Heals Both Humans And Turtles

· Geeks Finally Get Laid Playing Video Games

· Don’t Fall For Fake Pheromones

· Build Your Own ‘Jersey Shore’ Doll

· Maria Kanellis Causes Stink On ‘Celebrity Apprentice’

· iPhone Better Invention Than Space Travel?

· Portable Sushi Pops Up Everywhere

· Around The Weird: Bizarre News Briefs

· Strongman Has Hair Of Steel

· ‘Sex And The City 2’ Ultimate Pick-Up Movie For Guys?

· Type Tweets The Old-Fashioned Way

· Flash Lites: Rip ‘N’ Read Pop Culture Recap

· ‘Survivor’ Losers Need Rehab

· Puberty Won’t Harm Justin Bieber’s Voice

· Michael Jackson’s Orange Pants Up For Grabs

· ‘Survivor’ Villain Like LeBron James?

· Will The Real ‘Survivor’ Queen Please Stand?

· Bees Know Their Business

· Quit Facebook On May 31

· ‘Compton Cookout’ Part Deux: Man Plans Blackface Party

· Elizabeth Banks Fears Commitment

· Pink Jerseys Could Help World Cup Teams Score

· ‘Survivor’ Gives Gift Of Love

· Campgrounds Try Everything To Reel In Kids

· DIY Your Entire Life

· Lightsaber Battle Erupts In NYC

· Burlesque Babe In Her 60s Still Smokin’ Hot

· Outrageous ‘Idol’ Reject Norman Gentle Releases Album

· Grand Ole Opry’s Priceless Treasures Saved From Flood

· Electronic Cigarettes Cause Cancer?

· Mom’s Recipes Hard To Replicate

· John Wayne Pays Burglar’s Cab Fare

· Weird News Central: Politicians Report UFO Sightings

· Geek Trading Cards Become Collectibles

· TV Doc Reveals Secrets To Happiness

· Public Outsmarts Healthcare System?

· ‘Idol’s’ Big Mike Is A Big Softy

· Princess Gowns No Longer A Fit For Prom

· Strange Tree An Indian Burial Ground?

· ‘Big Ass Messages’ Don’t Cause Seizures

· Flash Lites: Rip ‘N’ Read Pop Culture Recap

· Around The Weird: Bizarre News Briefs

· Boys With Books Are Total Babes

· Man Who Sold Life Needs Help

· Racing Tortoises Take Off At ‘Zoopolis 500’

· ‘American Apparel’ Gets Disabled Model

· Streetwise Vatos Can Be Gay

· Bigfoot Mating Season Underway In Florida Everglades

· Latest ‘Loser’ Throws Like A Girl

· Brothel Ups The Ante Again For LeBron James

· Snacks Are The New Meal

· Kids Ruin Everything

· Rejection Letters: A Badge Of Honor

· Cutting-Edge Hairstylists Hold Up As Artists

· Jillian Michaels Is Such A Loser

· Headless Chicken Is Local Hero In Colorado

· Flash Lites: Rip ‘N’ Read Pop Culture Recap

· Around The Weird: Bizarre News Briefs

· Women Can’t Shake Capri Pants

· Love Really Is In The Air

· LeBron James Gets Hot Offer From New York Strippers

· Big Gay Ice Cream Truck Back In Action

· ‘Amazing Race’ Winners Adopt All-Candy Diet

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· Weird News Central: Tourists Embrace Bunker Mentality

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· Deck The Halls With Wacky Ornaments

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· Man Plays The Shovel

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· Tiny Country Celebrates New First Lady

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· Half-Nude Waiters Ease Party Tensions

· Richmond, Virginia: Christmas Light Capital

· Porn Stars Do Karaoke

· Dogs Dig Hot Chicks

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· What Do ‘Monopoly’ Game Pieces Mean?

· People Put Off Christmas Shopping

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· Weird News Central: A Decade Of Big, Fat, Hairy, Scary Records

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· Man Gets On Every Reality Show

· Taylor Swift ‘Best-Mannered’ Person Of 2009

· Tiny Christmas Elves For Hire

· Kris Allen Has Hot New Year’s Eve

· Santas Train Hard to Spread Cheer

· 2009: Year Of FAIL

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· Santa Claus, Indiana: Capital Of Christmas Mail

· Lobsters Deserve Quicker Death

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· Man Sparks ‘Marijuan-Art’

· Chris Rock Confused By Santa Claus

· Parents Hog Kids’ Toys

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· Shoveling Snow Reduces Holiday Stress?

· Woods’ Wife Should Cast Revenge Spells

· Man Declares Santa ‘Satanic’

· I Spy Santa...Everywhere

· Serve Roadkill At Holiday Parties

· Living With Parents Cramps Bachelor’s Style

· Bailout Becomes A Board Game

· Kicking Feet Up Good For Health

· Tiger Woods: Sex Addict And Alcoholic?

· Drunks Wear Beer Box On Head

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· Beer Pong Safe From Swine Flu

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· Real Princess Di Revealed

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· Don’t Bring Spouse To Christmas Party

· Let Me See Yo’ Vampire Grill

· Wildlife Givers And Grinches

· Brothel Gives Tiger Woods A Hand

· Commercial Pays For Fred Willard’s Baby

· Santa Can Be Sketchy

· Workplaces Still Offer Holiday Perks

· Bad Economy Equals Better Parties

· Teens Score Vampire Boyfriend

· Lonely? Buy Friends For Christmas

· Kids Can Avoid Farting On Santa

· 2009 Banner Year For TV Nudity

· ‘Biggest Loser’ Winner Is A Player

· Santa Sucks In Bed

· Bulls Don’t Take Bull

· Give Ricky Gervais A Drink

· Egomaniacs Addicted To Christmas Lights

· Doctor Sick Of $18,000 Headaches

· Man Finds 10 Things To Hate About Christmas

· Hulk Hogan Misses Peeing With Ex?

· Meaty Business Cards Officially On Sale

· Brawn Before Beauty

· Anti-Smoking Campaign Admits Quitting Sucks

· Men With Animal Names Cheat More

· This Ain’t Your Grandma’s Wedding

· Too Many Nice People Around World

· Tiger Woods To Find Soulmate?

· ‘Amazing Race’ Winners Weirdly Lucky

· Marilyn Monroe: The Perfect Pothead?

· Give Your Dog A Mustache

· Three Socks Solve Worldwide Epidemic

· Bacon Envelopes Save Postal Service

· Unicorn Poop Makes Christmas Magical

· Get Home After Alien Abduction

· Jesus Action Figure Performs Miracles

· Gift Of Nudity Keeps On Giving

· Talking First Aid Kit Sounds Like Mom

· Christmas Arguments Start At 9:58 AM

· Weird News Central: The Sky’s The Limit For Dwarf Basketball

· Museum Lures With Free Hot Dogs

· Tiger Woods’ Golf Swing Not Affected?

· Death Standard In Christmas Movies

· What Do Astronauts Really Do In Space?

· The Creeps Come Out At Night

· ‘Reverse Cowgirl’ Bucks Swine Flu?

· The Higher The Heel The Closer To God

· Gifts Get Supersized

· R2-D2 Welcomes Baby Jesus

· Big Wieners A Real Mouthful

· Gorilla Suit Still Top Prank

· Americans Face Christmas Movie Shortage

· Tiger Woods’ ‘Sexting’ Changes Cheating

· Christmas Feng Shui Attracts Wealth

· ‘Alice In Wonderland’ Goes Brunette

· Animals Are Human?

· Kindle Kills Christmas

· Ugly Christmas Sweaters For Sale

· Nick Lachey In Barbershop Quartet?

· Ninja Clowns Fight With Pies

· Frugal Expert Cracks Coupon Code

· Men Better Shoppers Than Women?

· Hipster Babies Need Hispter Names

· ‘Grandma’ Death Song Loved By Grandmas

· Cats Get People Drunk

· Woo The Taxi Driver

· Ghosts Haunt Art Center?

· Sweatin’ To The Bible

· Pirates Party In Key West

· ‘New Moon’ Makes Kids Puke

· Christmas Outfits A Tight Squeeze

· How To Nail An Interview – Or Not

· Wine Sales Still Lush

· No Coke At Mega Disco

· ‘Loser’ Still On Fire

· Beauty Beats Duck Calling

· Beer Good For Fine Dining?

· Americans Shop On The Job

· Michael Jackson, Twitter, And Swine Flu, Oh My!

· Candy Spelling’s Sweet First Job

· Community Colleges Don’t Hate ‘Community’

· Today (Nov. 30) Is ‘Hug An Asian Day’

· Avoid Swine Flu With Call From Santa

· Prancer’s Poop Adorns Necks

· Beloved Pets May Be Suicidal

· ‘90210’ Porno All About The ‘Burns

· Woman Eats In Silence

· Take A Nap Standing Up

· Be Like Obama On Thanksgiving

· Thanksgiving Dinner: The Liquid Version

· Weird News Central: Turkey-Carving Tips From World’s Fastest Knife Thrower

· Fight Or Not On Black Friday (Nov. 27)?

· Don’t Panic, Waffle Lovers

· Eat A Peacock, Not A Turkey

· Thanksgiving Dinner Cheaper This Year

· Weed Improves Man’s Chess Game

· Show Dogs Still Drink From Toilet

· Robert Pattinson’s Nipples Can Be Fixed

· Thank The Turkeys

· Don’t Dog Your Dog

· Beware Of Turkey Phobia

· Squeeze Fun Out Of Thanksgiving

· Seth Rogen: ‘I’m A Funny Jew’

· Get Crack Fix Online

· Spend The Night As A Hamster

· Hidden Holiday Costs Revealed

· Robert Pattinson: Nipple Clamp User?

· Never Date A Werewolf

· Praise The Dude

· Show Makes Macho Men Cry

· ‘Parks & Recreation’ Star Strips For Job

· Weird News Central: Everyone On Twitter Knows You’re Fat

· ‘Global Warming’ Rules The Decade

· Fake Green Cards Easy To Get

· Patricia Heaton Feels Job Market Slump

· The Good, The Bad, And The Kinky

· The Secret To Suspense

· Blasphemy Gets Praised

· 2010 Trend: Sweet Potatoes?

· ‘Sunny’ Star Will Eat Your Babies

· ‘Biggest Loser’ Is For Lovers

· Government Handles Women’s Breasts

· Barcelona: No.1 Vacation Hotspot

· Texas Town Is For The Birds

· Beauty Before Brains

· Band Needs Cool Name Story

· Home Is Where The Wool Is

· Adults Have Childhood Flashback

· Dracula Would Kick Edward’s Butt

· Crumby Shoes Are Fashionable

· Bill Engvall: ‘I Want To Be 80’

· Hotline Solves Weird Turkey Blunders

· Thanksgiving (Nov. 26) Prime Time For Alien Abductions

· Dad Looks Like A Lady

· Disney Star Eats Dirt

· Avoid Lawsuit On Thanksgiving

· Women With Mustaches Give Up

· OctoMom Wins ‘Stinky Diaper Award’

· Man Photographs Life For 18 Years

· ‘New Moon’ Fever Hits Hard

· ‘Hootie’ Music Gets Guys Laid

· Insects Do A Body Good

· New Yorker Eats ANYTHING

· Potholes Solve Problems

· It’s Not You, It’s Me

· Starvation Leads To Barfing

· Just Look At The Bright Side

· Old School Video Game Hits Streets

· ‘Duckface’ Epidemic Must Be Stopped

· Ken Jeong Strips For Med School

· Coffee Gets Kinky

· Weird Workplace Suggestions

· Friday The 13th Extra Freaky

· Rebecca Romijn Prefers ‘X-Men’ Superpower

· Weird News Central: Beware Of Falling Vaginas

· Karaoke Challenge: Strip ’N’ Sing

· Pussycat Picasso Creates Masterpieces

· Latinos Spared From 2012 Doomsday?

· Wind Chimes Band Seeks Members

· Swap, Don’t Shop

· Spread Your Love

· Drink A Liverwurst Sandwich

· Weight-Loss Tip: Just Cry

· Chris Rock Plays Mosquito At Home

· Rappers Should Try Tongue Twisters

· Names Determine Love Matches

· Los Angeles: Top City To Be Destroyed

· Old Folks Have Style

· Doomsday 2012 Canceled?

· Follow The Big Red Arrow

· Don’t Go To College...Yet

· NFL Moms Tackle The Bulge

· Movie Buffs Drawn To Challenge

· Who Eats At The Waffle House?

· Backdoor Lovin’ Not Just For Gays

· Animals Jam With Instruments

· What The Hell Is That?

· Drink During Art Class

· Bigfoot Attracts Crowds

· Women Get Worst Hangovers

· Ren Fairs Move To Ye Old Internet

· Chiropractic Care Wards Off Flu?

· ‘Home Alone’ Girlfriend Was A Man, Baby!

· Dad And Daughter Pen ‘Twilight’ Spoof

· Mob Rebuilds Berlin Wall

· Teens Biting Friends At School

· Shauna Sand: ‘My Sex Tape Is Beautiful’

· Burly Bikers Are Real Sweethearts

· Man Sabotages Wal-Mart With Porn

· Bert’s Unibrow Sets Bad Example For Kids

· Man Turns Life Into Corporation

· ‘Survivor’ Is Like High School

· Frame Someone With Fake Face

· UFO Crashes Finally Revealed

· Penis Cookies On The Rise

· iPhone Users Terrible Daters

· Rules Of ‘Shotgun’ Officially Declared

· Bah-Humbug! Jim Carrey Pegged As Grinch

· Weird ‘Sesame Street’ Trivia

· Honk If You Love Parking Garages

· Weird News Central: Wall Street Gets Ticker Tape Bailout

· ‘Perfect Mom’ Has Grueling Schedule

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· Beer Is The New Dessert

· Keep Spending At Salons

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· Tell It To The Virtual Judge

· Our Genes Trying To Kill Us?

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· Cheesy Ads Help Small Businesses

· Let The Boys Be Boys

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· Willie Aames: ‘I Was Dead Broke’

· Yogis Fight Against Own Bodies

· Gallery Becomes Soccer Field

· No Flying Pumpkins For The Poor

· Girls Lie To Fat Friends

· Ballet Seeks Nutcrackers

· Authentic Accents For Sale

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· Offseason Tip: Weird Baseball Landmarks

· Soap Star Happy To Play Loser

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· Here’s A Weird Story, About The Bradys

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· Sleep Apnea Therapy Improves Golf Game

· Minneapolis Man Rates Restrooms

· Strangers Worldwide Dream Of Same Man

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· ‘Hannah Montana’ Star Gets In Fight

· Metal Band Plays ‘Sesame Street’ Songs

· Semen For Sale

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· Disgusting Halloween Treats

· Weird News Central: Unbreakable Guinness Records

· Skeptics Hold Halloween Houdini Seance

· Model Train Maker Becomes Web Celeb

· CAKE Records Album Using Solar Energy

· Bar Investigates Paranormal Activity

· Lou Diamond Phillips: ‘Space Is The New Wild West’

· Life Is Fun After Losing

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· Sexy Legs Turn Folks On To Art

· Manscaping Trend: Male Brazilians

· Puking Pumpkins A Halloween Hit

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· Doodles Reveal Deep Thoughts

· Rashida Jones Braves Wobbly Slide

· Vampire Sex In A Can

· Slutty Costumes For Pets

· Bus Is A Strange, Dirty Place

· Woman Makes Vagina Necklaces

· Jerry Stiller Woos Wife With Sticky Fingers

· Bosses Resemble Halloween Monsters

· Tranny Is One Fierce Fighter

· Severed Heads Get Stylish Makeover

· Science Center Provides Fabulous First Times

· Legalize Bong Water

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· Deadly Museum Brings Halloween Scare

· Swimming Fully Clothed A Wet Dream

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· Write Novel In Record Time

· Roman Army Destroys Zombies

· Oregon Museum Totally Sucks

· Bush Needs Motivational Gimmick

· ‘Pumpkin Picasso’ Prefers Ugly Squash

· Hair Causes Scare On Halloween

· Seth Rogen Hates Couples Costumes

· Man Draws Everyone In New York

· New Evidence Debunks Famous Ghost Legend

· If Couches Could Talk

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· Halloween: A Killer Time Of Year

· Tila Tequila Gets Erotic Birthday Surprise

· Danny Bonaduce Keeps It In His Pants

· Safety Lessons Taught In Blood

· Today’s Most Expensive Colleges

· Weird News Central: John McCain Lowers Testosterone?

· Bodies Roll At Coffin Races

· Duo Solve Modern-Day Capers

· ‘Loser’ Has Tough, Pint-Sized Trainer

· ‘Lycraman’ Conquers Great Outdoors

· Collectors Would Kill For Vintage Hearses

· Pet Costumes Are Undignified

· ‘Balloon Boy’ Soars Online

· Zit Poppers Come Out Of Closet

· FlashNews Footnotes: Producer’s Page

· Donut Shop Goes Psycho

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· ‘Loser’ Trainer Shacks Up With Strangers

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· Old Time Radio Shows Come Cheap

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· High-Flying New Sport: ‘Parahawking’

· Beauty Pageants Are Picture Perfect?

· Did God Create The Chupacabra?

· Naked Clowns Fight MS

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· ‘Balloon Boy’ Hoax So Obvious

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· ‘Green Acres’ Theme Tough To Nail

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· Ghost Stories Only Scary If Told Right

· Real Vampires Woo With Words

· ‘Balloon Boy’ May Develop Phobias

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· Cats Cast Spells On Halloween

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· Sushi Ruined For ‘Survivor’ Reject

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· Musician Slowly Poisons Audience

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· ‘Balloon Boy’s’ Dad Up To Wacky Antics

· Weird News Central: Vampire Obama Preys On Halloween

· Doggies Become Yogis

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· ‘As Seen On TV’ Scores Artists Freebies

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· FlashNews Footnotes: Producer’s Page

· New Age Mafia Rivalry Causes Deaths?

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· Coconut Oil Fends Off Swine Flu

· Baseball’s Weirdest Trade Finally Explained

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· Kids To Cross-Dress In School?

· BIG Bulls Fans Shake Up Court

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· Jack McBrayer Ruins Page Program

· Graphic Designers Duel For Work

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· Zombie Book Club Convenes

· George Takei And Hubby Play ‘Newlywed Game’

· Nerds Get Intergalactic Concert

· World’s Weirdest Vending Machines

· Carlo Rossi Winery Seeks ‘Liters’

· Turn Cash Into Gold

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· Soap Star Screwed By Suits

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