Around The Weird: Bizarre News Briefs

Friday, April 16, 2010 17:09 GMT

MANCHESTER, England (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – A woman in Manchester, England, claims Nintendo’s Wii Fit turned her into a sex addict. Amanda Flowers fell from the game board and suffered nerve damage. Now she has persistent sexual arousal syndrome and gets turned on by everything, including vibrations from washing machines. She has to curb her condition by having at least 10 sex sessions a day and is actively looking for a “superstud” to satisfy her needs.

LANCASHIRE, England – A hotel handyman in Lancashire, England, sure went out on a limb for his job. Peter Aspinall was pruning a tree on hotel grounds and took a serious tumble after chopping down the very branch he was leaning on with his ladder. He fell 14 feet to the ground and is trying to take the hotel down with him in a lawsuit.

SWEET VALLEY, Pa. – Being emo isn’t cool for kittens. A Pennsylvania woman is in trouble with the law after trying to sell “gothic kittens” with pierced ears and necks on the Internet. She thought it’d be “neat” to offer emo cats and insists she sterilized all of the piercing equipment she used on them.

ROCK HILL, S.C. – A bizarre dispute between two men at a hotel caused one of them to bust out his python. Apparently, one guy attacked the other with a huge snake after arguing over loud music. The snake wielder allegedly put the python’s mouth against the victim’s face, so the animal is being treated as weapon in the case.

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