Hipsters Have To Pee
Wednesday, February 10, 2010 17:15 GMTNEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) Hipsters dont look cool on accident theyre about to have an accident.
Looking through fashion or music magazines, people might notice something strange about the cool, hip kids posing in them.
Their poor posture and oddly bent legs may seem like a purposely apathetic stance to look cool and unaffected, but according to Jina Bolton, theres a real reason they look this way.
Hipsters are actually dying to take a leak.
Boltons blog, Hipsters Have To Pee, displays photos of hipster models doing the leg-crossing pee-pee dance.
She has a simple explanation on why hipsters are captured looking like their bladder is about to explode all the time.
Bolton says, When you gotta go, you gotta go. Even during photo shoots.
She believes hipsters adopted the I have to pee pose because it makes them look cool while hiding the fact that theyve gotta go potty.