Friday, October 16, 2009

Weird News Central: Vampire Obama Preys On Halloween

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – He comes to suck the blood out of your health care system.

“Barakula” – a $35 latex mask depicting President Barack Obama as a vampire – is just one of the many ripped-from-the-headlines costumes you’ll see this Halloween.

America Online senior correspondent Buck Wolf says OctoMom and Kate Gosselin are taking their place alongside Frankenstein as this year’s trick-or-treat terrors.

The “OctoBabies” costume consists of ultra-short shorts, knee high faux leather boots, and a khaki sling filled with eight little dolls.

Wolf notes, “With all the tykes strapped to your side, you may get even more candy.”

The Kate Gosselin “Eight Is Too Much” wig – also flying off the shelves – mirrors the TV mom’s signature scary updo.

Of course, if you find Sarah Palin to be a real spook, you can get a $35 maverick makeover complete with bouffant wig, rimless glasses, and “You Betcha” buttons.

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