Friday, July 31, 2009


Be Nice To Anything With A Face

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – If something has a face, be nice to it or it’ll come after you.

WTFace.com, or What The Face, is an online collection of inanimate objects with strangely human faces, like cars, trash cans, cookies, and various plants.

Site creator – who goes by “Huffer” – started seeing faces in objects everywhere around his house one day, so he started taking pictures of them all.

He says, “Apparently what I thought was a mental illness – seeing faces everywhere – is pretty widespread. People have been sending in a ton of pictures. I think we should test the water supply.”

Though he’s not sure the things with faces around him are actually alive, Huffer does worry that the funny faced objects are plotting to take civilization down.

As a result, humans should be aware that they’re watching and make sure to be nice to those things so they won’t hurt anybody.

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