Earlier this week in Michigan, a mom awoke to find a heavyset man rifling through her home, wearing nothing but a purple bra and boxer shorts. Of course, when police arrested him, he admitted hed been out all night drinking.
At least he was wearing more than Joshua Garden, arrested in south Florida after a woman found him stark naked in her Chevy SUV sleeping off a big night of drunken fun.
Of course theres also Jonathan James Sweat of Florida, who was pulled over for a sobriety test and told police, You cant arrest me. Im not drunk! Im high!
Buck Wolf of About.coms Weird News Central says, Its amazing how often people try to explain stupid behavior by telling the cops, Im drunk! It really doesnt help your case.
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