Earlier this week in Michigan, a mom awoke to find a heavyset man rifling through her home, wearing nothing but a purple bra and boxer shorts. Of course, when police arrested him, he admitted he’d been out all night drinking.
At least he was wearing more than Joshua Garden, arrested in south Florida after a woman found him stark naked in her Chevy SUV sleeping off a big night of drunken fun.
Of course there’s also Jonathan James Sweat of Florida, who was pulled over for a sobriety test and told police, “You can’t arrest me. I’m not drunk! I’m high!”
Buck Wolf of About.com’s Weird News Central says, “It’s amazing how often people try to explain stupid behavior by telling the cops, ‘I’m drunk!’ It really doesn’t help your case.”
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