Friday, May 1, 2009

Author Says Bush Had Bad Effect On Nation’s Groin

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – The author of a new book says former president George W. Bush had America’s unmentionables in a vice – and he wants no one to forget it.

In his book, Thanks For The Memories, George: What Eight Years Of Bush Will Do To A Country (Three Rivers Press), Mike Loew humorously recounts all the major screw ups Dubya committed while in office.

He likens living in America during the Bush administration as having the president’s “clammy hand” clenched around the nation as he drove the economy into the ground and sent to attack a poor country all with a stupid grin on his face.

In Loew’s words: “The feeling in our balls was pretty clamped. We were really in a lot of pain. After a while the circulation cut off.”

The author says he’s “cataloguing all the sins” committed by Bush to ensure no one forgets the effect he had on the world.

Memories is out May 5.

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