Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Saint Stupid Forgives For A Price

BERKELEY, Calif. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Bigwig bankers and corporations have put this country in peril, but they too, shall be forgiven.

So says Bishop Joey, leader of the First Church of the Last Laugh, which is throwing the 31st Annual Saint Stupid’s Day Parade tomorrow (Apr. 1) in San Francisco to honor Saint Stupid, the “Patron Saint of Parking Meters and Civilizations.”

The parade mocks, as Bishop Joey puts it, “The religion of business and the business of religion.”

This year’s theme is “Pink Slips,” and pays homage to all those who’ve lost their jobs, homes, and savings in the recession.

Though paraders will be throwing fake cash and pink slips to the crowd and carrying the heads of Wall Street crooks like Bernie Madoff on sticks to show their anger, Bishop Joey assures that Saint Stupid is a forgiving being.

He says, “Saint Stupid will forgive them all, for a price. Whatever they’ve got in their wallet, that’s how much forgiveness costs.”

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