Monday, December 8, 2008


Streaking Squirrels Urged To Cover Their Nuts

SEATTLE (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – If you’re offended by naked squirrels, now there’s a way to get them to cover up their nuts.

Squirrel Underpants are a stocking stuffer that’s keeping rodent tushies toasty as well as boosting squirrel self-esteem.

Made of high quality cotton, the little undies sell for $9.50 at squirrelunderpants.com.

Creator David Wahl believes there are two kinds of squirrels: Those who traumatize children by flaunting their nudity, and those who are modest about their puny packages.

Walh assures that the squirrel skivvies are a cinch to apply and explains, “Just leave them outside and a squirrel will put them on themselves.”

He also promises that no squirrel will feel the pressure to be thin in order to get their butts into the briefs.

As he puts it, “They fit an average to husky squirrel.”

In fact, the undies are even made to accommodate hamster, rat, and gerbil genitals.

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