Its the first annual Beard and Moustache Competition, and fuzzy faces are a requirement.
Whether you sport a stylish, handlebar moustache or a chin strap beard, event creator Donny Vomit says everyone is welcome to compete, including bushy broads.
Vomit started the contest because he grew tired of solely praising himself with trophies for his facial hair-growing skills.
He says others deserve to be rewarded for their furry mugs too.
He believes the event will be hair-raising, and has weird and wacky pals coming to entertain the crowds.
Vomit has been hosting local freak shows for years and has invited the worlds smallest escape artist a dwarf to attempt a mid-air, straight jacket escape during the event.
He hopes audiences will be able to see the action through the bushy bunch in attendance.
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