Monday, July 21, 2008


Professional Slacker Needed For Hire

SANTA MONICA, Calif. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Calling all time- wasting freeloaders: Paid position available for anyone who’s perfected the art of being lazy.

If you’re a video game addict and have an advanced degree in sleeping on the job, you may be The Game Factory’s next “King of Cubicles.”

Now through the fall, the company is looking to hire the biggest slacker they can find to do nothing but play video games and solve a Rubik’s Cube.

The job is up for grabs in honor of Rubik’s World, a video game that’s launching later this year.

The lucky employee will “work” from home and get sweet compensation, which includes a salary, an electric car, personal business cards, and a Nintendo Wii console.

A Game Factory spokesperson says the ideal candidate for the job should be someone who’s “bored and loves video games,” and can live up to their sole responsibility of “wasting time like a pro” at work.

To apply, lazy bones can visit kingofcubicles.com.

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