Friday, March 7, 2008

You Might Be A Redneck

SAN CLEMENTE, Calif. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – One wacky website is helping people find their inner redneck. is a novelty website that sells hillbilly merchandise like trailer trash dolls and wind chimes made from old beer cans and tins of beans, and it’s helping people discover their inner bumpkin with a redneck aptitude test.

The test asks probing questions like, Did your junior/senior prom have day care? and Do you have to go outside to get something from the fridge? to calculate trailer trash know-how.

Then users can type in their name into a server and get a new yokel moniker, like Buella Mae or Brick Gizard, and buy Trailer Trash Cologne, which reeks of aluminum sliding and comes with a men’s tank top.

According to company owner Daniel Gibby, the website is popular with city and country folk, some more than others.

He says, “There’s this guy in Tennessee that calls me every friday night, drunk with a whole group of his friends.”

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