Chocolatepartyhats.com is making mens members look and taste good with their line of tiny penis hats made from Belgian dark chocolate, being touted as interactive chocolate for couples by creator Shawn Pearson.
Pearson has topped tons of mens penises with chocolate Viking helmets and cowboy hats, and a helmet based on the video game Halo 3 is in the works.
And to make sure females tongues are wagging for the hats, Pearson has field tested his penis product on his wife, though theres been one drawback.
He explains, Shes always trying to get high on her own supply.
According to Pearson, his boner bonnets will be the biggest thing in fashion.
He says, I think its important to accessorize the penis. It can be a new trend. With all those celebrities taking off what they have down there, like Lindsay Lohan, weve got to put something back on.
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