Thursday, March 6, 2008

Penis Hats Are A Tasty Treat

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Even a penis needs a sweet accessory. is making men’s members look and taste good with their line of tiny penis hats made from Belgian dark chocolate, being touted as “interactive chocolate for couples” by creator Shawn Pearson.

Pearson has topped tons of men’s penises with chocolate Viking helmets and cowboy hats, and a helmet based on the video game Halo 3 is in the works.

And to make sure females’ tongues are wagging for the hats, Pearson has “field tested” his penis product on his wife, though there’s been one drawback.

He explains, “She’s always trying to get high on her own supply.”

According to Pearson, his boner bonnets will be the biggest thing in fashion.

He says, “I think it’s important to accessorize the penis. It can be a new trend. With all those celebrities taking off what they have down there, like Lindsay Lohan, we’ve got to put something back on.”

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