Thursday, January 10, 2008

Sex Bench Helps Grandma Get Some Action

SAN DIEGO (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – With the help of a sexy bench, grannies are getting some serious action.

It’s called the “Harmony System,” and it’s an adjustable bed alternative that resembles a work bench, and it’s helping the elderly get down and dirty.

According to inventor Richard Harris, the freaky furniture brings sex solace to people who suffer from arthritis, back problems, heartburn, and obesity, because jostling back and forth on a bed while doing the nasty isn’t good for those ailments.

And the racy recliner gets even the oldest, most rickety coots off.

He says, “There’s a couple who are 81 and 82 years old who have purchased the bench, and they have nothing but good things to say. There are people who are of older age that are sexually active. I’m 67, and I can attest to that.”

And the Harmony System even improves the sex life of people missing limbs because, according to Harris, “kneeling on a bed can be awkward when you have an artificial leg.”

For those who need help working their love machine, Harris’ website,, offers pleasuring sex positions using the chair, and accessories like thigh stirrups that hold up a lady’s legs.

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