Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Oompa Loompas Search For Hot Celebrity Dates

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Paris Hilton: If you’re looking for a sweet date, there’s an Oompa Loompa that’s just dying to meet you.

The Willy Wonka Candy Factory company is looking for some single celebrity sweet tarts willing to accompany a family of Oompa Loompas as their dates to the 20th Annual Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice Awards on March 31.

And the Oompa Loompas are dancing in their overalls with excitement.

Spokeswoman Tricia Bowles says the Oompa Loompas aren’t picky about who they end up with, which means that everyone from leggy Cameron Diaz to Little Miss Sunshine sweetie Abigail Breslin could end up as dates.

Bowles says whoever ends up as Oompa Loompa arm candy can bet on “sure, guaranteed fun” and a “perfect gentleman or lady Oompa Loompa date.”

The Oompas plan on impressing their celebrity dates by opening doors, holding their date’s hand, sharing their “fully equipped candy stash,” and by singing and dancing all along the conveniently matching orange carpet.

However, celebs shouldn’t expect to get lucky because as Bowles puts it, “Oompa Loompas don’t kiss on the first date – Willy Wonka already laid down that rule.”

(Contact numbers available only to subscribing media or trial media users. You can request samples at the Wireless Flash web site.)
Copyright © 2006 Wireless Flash News Inc. All rights reserved. Wireless Flash® and FlashNews® are registered trademarks of Wireless Flash News Inc.