Tuesday, December 26, 2006
GOLD COAST, Australia (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) An Australian
artist is a self-proclaimed Prick-asso because
he paints artistic masterpieces using his penis instead of a
His name is Tim Patch and he uses his male sex organ to
paint portraits of world leaders like President George W.
Bush and Australian Prime Minister John Howard.
It all started a year ago, when a friend dared Patch to
paint her at a party and he realized he had a special talent
Now, people from all over the globe are shelling out more
than $200 a pop for his portraits.
Even better: Patch admits practice has made his penis
paintings more perfect and he can now whip one out in under 20
Although the acrylic paint he uses does cause some itching,
he claims hes never gotten an infection in the name of art.
But he figures since he drinks a lot while painting,
it usually flushes out any pain.
Artist Uses His Genitals To Create Masterpieces
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