Monday, September 11, 2006

Washington Man Begs Jake Plummer To Grow Back ‘Porn- Stache’

WASHINGTON, D.C. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – NFL players are busy getting in shape for the upcoming football season but one fan worries that his favorite player, Jake Plummer, is letting one detail slide in his quest for glory: His “porn- stache.”

Chris Chase has spent the better part of the last year on a one-man campaign to get the Denver Broncos quarterback to grow back the Ron Jeremy look-alike moustache he wore in the first two games last season.

Chase believes Plummer is like Samson, and his power resides in his hair – or, more specifically, his “porn- stache.”

Although Plummer grew a Grizzly Adams-like beard towards the end of last season, Chase believes that if the Broncos QB had kept just the “porn-stache,” he, not Ben Roethlisberger, would be the winning Super Bowl quarterback.

The season begins in a few weeks and Chase is worried that Plummer isn’t taking it seriously because, he points out, “last, I saw, he was clean shaven.”

As he puts it, “After losing the AFC championship, you’d think [Plummer] would do anything to win. This is not the year to give up.”

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