Chris Chase has spent the better part of the last year on a one-man campaign to get the Denver Broncos quarterback to grow back the Ron Jeremy look-alike moustache he wore in the first two games last season.
Chase believes Plummer is like Samson, and his power resides in his hair or, more specifically, his porn- stache.
Although Plummer grew a Grizzly Adams-like beard towards the end of last season, Chase believes that if the Broncos QB had kept just the porn-stache, he, not Ben Roethlisberger, would be the winning Super Bowl quarterback.
The season begins in a few weeks and Chase is worried that Plummer isnt taking it seriously because, he points out, last, I saw, he was clean shaven.
As he puts it, After losing the AFC championship, youd think [Plummer] would do anything to win. This is not the year to give up.
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