Wednesday, January 20, 2010


God Hates Jewish Kids?

WYCKOFF, N.J. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Apparently, God hates all Jewish children.

Ben Stierenburg runs stuffgodhates.com, which features rants about every little thing the Lord despises.

Stierenburg says God’s pet peeves include Jewish kids, because “Christmas is so incredibly awesome in comparison to lame-a hanukkah.”

He believes God only makes life tough for Jews because they’re his chosen people and he just wants them to grow up strong so they can take over the world someday.

Other things the Messiah supposedly hates include: Viagra because if you can’t get it up you don’t have faith, Sarah Palin because she’s a liar, and The Virgin Mary because she’s a famehound.

In turn, Stierenburg reveals that Mary hates God because he is “lousy in bed and a child molester.”

Stierenburg says his blog is supposed to be ironic, though it has upset a few religious groups here and there.

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