Ben Stierenburg runs stuffgodhates.com, which features rants about every little thing the Lord despises.
Stierenburg says Gods pet peeves include Jewish kids, because Christmas is so incredibly awesome in comparison to lame-aþþ hanukkah.
He believes God only makes life tough for Jews because theyre his chosen people and he just wants them to grow up strong so they can take over the world someday.
Other things the Messiah supposedly hates include: Viagra because if you cant get it up you dont have faith, Sarah Palin because shes a liar, and The Virgin Mary because shes a famehound.
In turn, Stierenburg reveals that Mary hates God because he is lousy in bed and a child molester.
Stierenburg says his blog is supposed to be ironic, though it has upset a few religious groups here and there.
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