Tuesday, December 29, 2009


Weird News Central: The Year’s Dumbest Criminals

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Is that a pigeon in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Topping the list of the year’s dumbest criminals is an Austrian who tried to smuggle exotic birds in his underwear at the airport.

Custom agents noticed funny movement coming from his crotch and nabbed the bird smuggler before he could take flight.

Another bird-brain in the U.S. tried to smuggle Vietnamese songbirds into Los Angeles by strapping them to his socks. When his pants started chirping, he was a dead duck.

AOL’s Senior Correspondent Buck Wolf has compiled the year’s dumbest criminals, along with their mug shots.

The best ones are...

  • The guy who dressed as a breathalyzer for Halloween and got a DUI.

  • The 500-pound inmate who tried sneaking a gun into prison in the folds of his fat.

  • The man who blamed his cat after cops found more than 1,000 pages of kiddie porn on his computer.

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