Topping the list of the years dumbest criminals is an Austrian who tried to smuggle exotic birds in his underwear at the airport.
Custom agents noticed funny movement coming from his crotch and nabbed the bird smuggler before he could take flight.
Another bird-brain in the U.S. tried to smuggle Vietnamese songbirds into Los Angeles by strapping them to his socks. When his pants started chirping, he was a dead duck.
AOLs Senior Correspondent Buck Wolf has compiled the years dumbest criminals, along with their mug shots.
The best ones are...
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