Friday, October 9, 2009


Smart Black Men Are Scary

RALEIGH, N.C. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Nothing gets a conservative white man shaking in his pennyloafers like a smart black guy.

“Hip Hop Minista” Paul Scott used to think right wing Republicans hated President Barack Obama just because he’s black, but he was wrong.

Scott says, “I stand corrected. You guys don’t hate him because he’s black. You hate him because he’s smart AND black.”

According to Scott, “uppity negroes” like Obama freak conservative white dudes out because he’s articulate.

Also, Obama is one smooth brotha.

Scott admits that Obama’s cool attitude and ability to get down on the dance floor make him a threat.

He adds, “It makes him more likeable. A lot of likeable people are cool and can dance. The thing is, they’re not the president.”

However, Obama shouldn’t stop dancing or being smart to get on the right wing’s good side.

Instead, Democrats should stop being “treehugging wimps” and “have their homie’s back.”

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