Wednesday, April 15, 2009


April 15th Dubbed ‘National That Sucks Day’

BANDON, Ore. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Today (Apr. 15) is officially the suckiest day of the year.

That’s because it’s the 5th Annual “National That Sucks Day,” as created by Bruce Novotny on thatsucks.net.

Novotny says April 15th is the ideal day to regard all of the sucky things in the world because it’s Tax Day, it’s the day the Titanic sank, and it’s the day Abraham Lincoln died.

To add insult to injury, Novotny says this year’s sucky celebration is the worst ever since there are plenty of crappy things to gripe about.

He says, “The economy, recession, unemployment, Wall Street, Bernie Madoff, wars, and pirates all suck. Things suck so much right now, it makes me feel dirty.”

Though Novotny admits he’s not in the mood to celebrate That Sucks Day this year, he does have suggestions for those who are feeling festive.

He says, “Go out and pick some dandelions, because that flower sucks. Or have a drink after work to get your mind off things.”

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