Monday, February 2, 2009


Bernard Madoff, Kiss My Butt!

MARGATE, N.J. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Sleazy Wall Street thief Bernard Madoff may have left a lot of people in the financial crapper, but now he’s heading for the actual crapper.

Madoff – who’s charged with frauding investors out of billions of dollars – is finally getting what he deserves with Madoff Toilet Paper, a roll of TP imprinted with his image.

Creator Marc Polish says the Madoff TP is the best revenge for someone who’s been screwed over by the smarmy thief.

He jokes, “Now everyone can get Bernie to kiss their a! He destroyed people’s lives and always has this smirk on his face, so I thought, ‘Someone ought to wipe that smirk off his face.’ You can give him his just doo-doo.”

Polish hopes to sneak the Madoff TP into the bathroom of the courthouse where his trial is set to take place to give attendees a chance to really stick it to the crook.

Madoff toilet paper is available at justtoiletpaper.com.

(Contact numbers available only to subscribing media or trial media users. You can request samples at the Wireless Flash web site.)
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