Friday, January 16, 2009

Buck Wolf’s Weird News Central: Live From The Inauguration

WASHINGTON, D.C. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – The presidential inauguration of Barack Obama is offering a change of underwear we can believe in.

With an estimated four million people headed down to our nation’s capital to ballyhoo the swearing in of the new prez on Tuesday (Jan. 20), Barack Obama panties are just one of the many inaugural souvenirs.

Street vendors are now hawking Obama T-shirts, iPod cases, and condoms, as well as stadium cozies and ponchos with the new commander-in-chief’s face.’s Weird News Central blogger, Buck Wolf, will be reporting live from the White House Mall and says, “I just can’t wait to see the single stupidest thing someone is wearing.”

He continues, “The over-the-toppers are already buying Obama baby bibs – and some of them don’t even have children. They think it’s a collectible that might be worth something someday. They might want to stick to the stadium cozies, they’re going to freeze their Democratic butts off.”

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