Tuesday, December 23, 2008


Somebody Call The Wahmbulance

CARO, Mich. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – This Friday (Dec. 26) is National Whiner’s Day (Fri. 26), but your annoying whimpers will get you nowhere.

So says Kevin Zaborney, who created the holiday because he was tired of a co-worker’s whining ways.

He cringes, “It was like nails on a chalkboard. Whining is a form of complaining, but in a nasally, high-pitched tone of voice.”

In Zaborney’s opinion, nothing is worth whining about – even if you just got a speeding ticket or you’re a bratty kid who wants a new toy.

He suggests chronic complainers stop throwing themselves pity parties and take other actions to get what they want.

Zaborney says he chose the holiday to fall on the day after Christmas because that’s when bellyaching is at it’s prime and whiners stampede stores to return “ugly ties and useless pants.”

Although Zaborney claims he’s not a whiner himself, he admits that his wife may disagree.

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