Thursday, December 18, 2008

Buck Wolf’s Weird News Central: Urinating Cow Lady Has Best Mug Shot Of 2008

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – It’s bad enough to be arrested for public urination, but when you’re booked in a crazy cow costume – complete with “udderly” ridiculous udders – your mug shot lives on in weird news infamy.

The woman in question – Michelle Allen – tops reporter Buck Wolf’s list of 2008’s wackiest mug shots on

Allen pleaded guilty earlier this month to disorderly conduct after police say she peed on a porch, chased children, and reeked heavily of some sort of “moo juice.”

Wolf explains, “2008 has been a great year for bizarre mug shots. We got to see the face of a man charged with having sex with a picnic table, and a Florida man who seems to enjoy cavorting in the nude with alligators.”

The full list includes Tampa’s Batman gone bad – photographed for his mug shot in his caped crusader cowl – and Michigan’s real-life Joker, an alleged thief who did the dead in clown’s greasepaint, just like Heath Ledger.

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