Monday, July 14, 2008


Country Concert Knocks Up Ladies

EAU CLAIRE, Wis. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Country music may be the latest aphrodisiac that gets ladies frisky and fertilized.

The Country Jam festival is a three-day summer event that takes place in Wisconsin and Colorado, where country crooners like Tim McGraw and Carrie Underwood set the mood for love and deliver bundles of joy to the concert-goers.

According to recent reports, the birthrate in both states mysteriously goes up nine months after the fest, leading some to believe that there’s some honky tonk hanky panky going on during the concerts.

Kathy Wright, spokesperson for the Country Jam, blames a combination of alcohol, overnight camping areas, and the heat generated from sexy performers for the baby boom and says, “People are having a good time, and I guess they hook up.”

But the concert isn’t taking responsibility for any accidental pregnancies.

Wright says, “We do sell condoms at the convenience stores on the grounds, but we’re not gonna throw birth control from the stage. People will just have to exercise some restraint.”

Pack protection for the upcoming Country Jam in Eau Claire, Wisconsin, this Thursday (Jul. 17) through Saturday (Jul. 19).

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