Friday, March 28, 2008


You Stink!

PATERSON, N.J. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – A novelty gift company thinks you stink.

Baronbob.com has come out with the “Hygiene From Hell” gift basket, which holds products that let someone know they stink to high heaven.

The basket includes a Weener Kleener, a doughnut-shaped bar of soap for men’s naughty bits, a finger-shaped nose and ear hair trimmer, Fanny Floss – which are strips of scented wipes for rank rears – and a can of Sphincter Shrinker, which supposedly minimizes the size of a person’s anus.

Company owner Baron Bob sees first-hand the importance of clueing people into their sour scents.

He explains, “Personally, my hygiene sucks. At least that’s what I’ve heard. So I thought, ‘I need to put a basket together for myself.’ I figured I could spruce up other people like me who need help in that arena.”

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