Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Pet Toy Tells If Your Pet Is Republican

PHILADELPHIA (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – A new toy on the market can reveal your pet’s private political preferences.

It’s called George the Lame Duck, a stuffed duck with the face of President George W. Bush, and toy creator Michele Levan says your pet’s love for the toy carries some political meaning.

Levan says, “If your dog or cat love the toy, they’re probably republicans. I’m tempted to send one to Bush’s dogs to see where they really stand.”

Despite the obvious jab to Dubya, Levan assures that her cushiony commentary is “just a joke,” and that presidential hopefuls Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama could give them away at Christmas.

Levan even thinks Bush, Jr. would get a kick out of the cuddly critiquing toy.

She says, “Even though he’s a jerk, the president has a good sense of humor. The toys are cute anyway. If I had made them the way I wanted to, he would’ve looked like a devil.”

George the Lame Duck is available on

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