Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Witches Predict The Future

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Witches are predicting the future – and it’s not so scary.

That’s according to the New York Center for the Strange, which surveyed 355 American witches and found that while some of their predictions were strange, many were normal, including that the 2008 Presidential election will be a battle between Hillary Clinton and Rudy Giuliani.

Other not-so-strange stats include...

  • Washington D.C. will be rocked with a scandal involving hanky-panky at the Library of Congress.

  • Donald Trump will introduce a high-priced line of men’s hair care products.

  • Vice President Dick Cheney will break his boring mold by hosting Saturday Night Live.

    But the witches do get a little wild, predicting that America will experience a nationwide shortage of golf balls and thermal underwear, that the next Apple iPhone will come with a breathalyzer, and that researchers will develop a four-legged chicken to meet fast-food demands.

    Associate Director Lewis Scott says, “Sometimes the results aren’t that strange, it just happens that way. We’ve had our years when we’ve been out there and been completely wrong. We predicted that a pharmaceutical company would come up with Viagra-lite. That never happened.”

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