Believe it or not, a free vasectomy is one of the prizes offered at the 3rd Annual Jetty Fishery Crab Derby which starts June 9 in Rockaway, Oregon.
The event features 52 Dungeness crabs fighting for their freedom as their human competitors try to grab them without getting clawed.
There are a variety of prizes, including a vasectomy from local doctor Harry Rinehart, who admits no one has yet claimed that prize.
Says Rinehart: We might change our current procedure: grabbing a crab and dropping it down their shorts.
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