Crooner Richard Cheese says the process of song elimination for his new greatest hits CD, Sunny Side of the Moon, was kind of like a dart game and that the band looked at all the songs that made people shocked or happy or excited and got rid of them, leaving all the crappy songs.
Cheese says the beauty of how talented I am is that the worst songs are still greatest hits, including cheesy renditions of Korns Freak On A Leash, Rape Me by Nirvana and Down With The Sickness by Disturbed.
Rumors have been circulating that the singer is going into retirement, but Cheese admits, This is the third time Ive retired this month.
He takes business cues from such musical greats as The Eagles and Cher and believes his CD sales will skyrocket if he continues to retire over and over.
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