Well, if youre self-proclaimed bitter guy Larry Star, you become a relationship expert.
When Stars five-year-marriage broke up last year, he tried to sell his ex-wifes wedding dress by posing in it on eBay.
No one bought the dress so hes attempting to turn his misery into money with a new book, Bitter, Party Of One, Your Table Is Ready: Relationship Advice From A Guy Who Has No Business Giving It (BitterBooks).
Star says marriage is like a crappy car: You keep throwing good money after bad and claims too many guys get married too quickly because its been too long since they got laid on a regular basis.
He suggests guys date for five years before proposing marriage to ensure they actually like their partner after the honeymoon period wears off because, he warns, it WILL wear off.
Finally, Star says the best advice he can give men is to set their expectations low to ensure that you wont be disappointed.
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