Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Guy Who Can’t Sell Wedding Dress Now Selling Himself As Relationship Expert

SEATTLE (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – What do you do when your marriage fails and so do your attempts to sell your ex-wife’s wedding dress?

Well, if you’re self-proclaimed “bitter guy” Larry Star, you become a relationship expert.

When Star’s five-year-marriage broke up last year, he tried to sell his ex-wife’s wedding dress by posing in it on eBay.

No one bought the dress so he’s attempting to turn his misery into money with a new book, Bitter, Party Of One, Your Table Is Ready: Relationship Advice From A Guy Who Has No Business Giving It (BitterBooks).

Star says marriage is “like a crappy car: You keep throwing good money after bad” and claims too many guys get married too quickly because it’s been too long since they got laid on a regular basis.

He suggests guys date for five years before proposing marriage to ensure they actually like their partner after the honeymoon period wears off – because, he warns, “it WILL wear off.”

Finally, Star says the best advice he can give men is to set their expectations low to ensure that “you won’t be disappointed.”

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