Keyboards Wage Protest Against iPad
Are old, washed-up computer keyboards jealous of iPads?
Thursday, April 8, 2010 16:09 GMTBOSTON (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) With the frenzy over the new Apple iPad, keyboards are getting left in the dust and theyre pissed.
In a mock news article for TheSpoof.com, writer Gail Farrelly spotlights a serious struggle happening in the world of technology.
Heres the scoop: Now that the iPad offers a touchscreen keyboard, traditional computer keyboards are experiencing major job loss and coincidentally suffering from depression.
This has the ol clicky-clacky keys up in arms.
Farrelly explains, Its a scary thing for keyboards. They look around and see the skills theyve had for years are not needed anymore. Their skills are being put out to pasture.
Keyboards are so upset from losing their jobs to the more technically advanced iPad that theyre planning a protest.
Farrelly says theyll infiltrate the iPads system to render its touchscreen useless in hopes of restoring the natural order of things.© Copyright 2010 Wireless Flash News Inc