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`Survivor' Officially Less Awesome


Friday, March 26, 2010 17:20 GMT

HEBER CITY, Utah (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – The latest Survivor reject is giving a sincere apology to all of America.

After switching votes and effectively getting himself booted off Survivor: Heroes Vs. Villains this past Wednesday (Mar. 24), bad guy Tyson Apostol has a lot to be sorry about.

Not only is he beating himself up for “making a terrible choice” and sealing his fate on the show, Apostol feels bad for viewers who will undoubtedly suffer now that he’s gone.

He says, “The show is gonna be less awesome now. I should probably make a public apology to America for making it boring by essentially voting myself out. So here it is: I’m sorry America.”

Apostol feels especially bad for all of his fans who told him how much they wanted him to win this time around.

His only solace is knowing he gets “credit for taking out the strongest and smartest player ever” – himself.

Survivor airs Thursdays on NBC.