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Meat Is A Terrorist Tool
Tuesday, March 16, 2010 17:06 GMT
BETHESDA, Md. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Eating animals means the terrorists have won.Animals are a weapon of mass consumption according to Michael Weber, who’s urging carnivores to participate in the Great American Meatout this Saturday (Mar. 20).
He wants people to try a “non-violent” meal to promote animal-friendly eating, and says that going veg will really stick it to the “terrorists” who are slowly killing Americans through their beef.
He explains, “CEOs and politicians use meat indirectly as a tool against the citizens of America. It’s not good for people and is one of the leading causes of poor health.”
Apparently, animals are the new suicide bomber because they’re riddled with germs and diseases caused by living in small, cramped spaces.
They unwillingly consume their own feces which inevitably ends up in people’s bellies, leading to illnesses like swine flu and other deadly diseases.
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