Gone are the days of traditional angels, balls, and bells.
Instead, websites like prankplace.com now sell wackier Christmas trimmings, like the Yule Doo ornament, a pile of fake, glittery dog poop on a festive holiday ribbon.
If youre feeling naughty, etsy.com sells sexy Santa and Mrs. Claus ornaments of the couple in the buff.
Mrs. Claus sports nothing but an apron while naked Santa places his hat strategically on his man bits.
Chocolatefantasies.com keeps in the naughty theme by offering a pornament of a sexy black man with his wang in a gift box. Hes totally naked except for a pair of red, furry Santa boots.
Pencechristmatreefarm.com sells a gold-coated, fancy rubber chicken ornament while gratefulpalate.com serves a sizzling strip of bacon as a Christmas tree adornment.
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