Jason T. Berggren is the author of 10 Things I Hate About Christianity (X-Media) and has just released another list called 10 Things I Hate About The Holidays.
His pet peeves around Christmastime include the usual stress, shopping, and overeating.
He recalls the time one of his relatives gave their toddler so many holiday treats to eat, the kid barfed right at the dinner table.
Shopping is equally as stressful as gorging, since, in Berggrens words, People let their kids run around the mall like animals.
Santa Claus even made the list of things he hates, not because Berggren is a Scrooge who hates St. Nick, but because the whole Santa thing is a sham and hes against lying to kids about it.
He says the holidays are meant to be spent with loved ones, not dealing with all these annoyances.
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