Monday, October 26, 2009


Bush Needs Motivational Gimmick

LAKE GENEVA, Wis. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – If George W. Bush really wants to motivate people, he needs a gimmick.

The former president has a new gig as a motivational speaker for the Get Motivated program, speaking to audiences for $100,000 a pop.

Seeing as how Dubya isn’t exactly America’s favorite person, he’ll need a few tricks to get the crowd on his side.

Motivational speaker Nino Cruz says Bush should incorporate simple magic tricks into his speeches to entertain and get certain points across.

For example, pulling a scarf out of his hand would show how to make something out of nothing.

Cruz advises Dubya to practice in front of a mirror with a hairbrush to get his act down and make plenty of self-deprecating jokes to show everyone he’s just a regular guy.

However, he’ll want to steer clear of making war jokes because they might not go over so well.

Luckily, if he bombs, Bush is adept at dodging shoes.

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