Despite this, Anthony Miller is staging an undead extravaganza at San Franciscos Stagewerx Theater of his play, Zombie!: A New Musical, now through Saturday (Sep. 5) and again in October.
The heavy metal-driven musical promises plenty of muscle and legitimately scary dancing since a zombie doing jazz hands just isnt realistic.
Miller explains, Theres no jazz hands, Thriller style dancing, or moving to a beat at all really. Its all very disjointed.
If zombies did take a stab at Broadway, Miller imagines thered be a lot of bloodshed since the walking dead would try to eat the cast, crew, and audience and would have to be locked up in a cage.
Theyd also be terrible singers and have trouble memorizing their lines that is unless all their lines consisted of the word braaaiiinnsss.
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