Friday, August 14, 2009

Buck Wolf’s Weird News Central: Doggie Sex Dolls

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – A horny dog will hump any old leg, but now humans can buy their furry friends their own sex doll.

Brazilian company PetSmiling is planning to introduce the first ever canine sex doll, a pink vinyl bitch with an opening in just the right place for a tail waggin’ good time.

Buck Wolf, editor of’s Weird News Central, says the Doggie Love Doll should be out on the market by the end of the year and will come in at least three sizes, so that toy Poodles and Great Danes alike can get in on the action.

He says, “Dogs drink out of toilets, and still, their owners buy them gourmet pet food. Why wouldn’t they buy this? It might help the pooches from latching on to the legs of every person that walks into the house.”

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