Wednesday, July 22, 2009


Lesbians Hate Nice Jewish Girls

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Nice Jewish girls have an enemy in angry, feminist lesbians.

Nice Jewish Girls Gone Bad is a variety stage show where hasidic hotties shake what their mamas gave them and make fun of Jewish female stereotypes with silly songs and burlesque routines.

Among the crowd favorites are a sexy dance that tells the story of Moses and the burning bush and a “Hava Nagila” Go-Go dance number.

Leader Susannah Perlman says most audience members love the show, but for some reason lesbians get fired up about the performance.

She wonders what would appease angry lesbians and asks, “Should I juggle with my vagina? Would that make them happy?”

Perlman admits the chosen chicks go wild with their jokes, but assures they’d never go as far as to “shoot fire out of our vaginas.”

Though the Jewish dames have dirty mouths and even dirtier minds, Perlman says they can still play nice so mothers won’t keep their sons away from them.

The Girls are currently on tour. Show dates can be found on nicejewishgirlsgonebad.com.

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