Thats exactly what happened to Poker Face singer Lady Gaga after a concert in Canada, according to Hollywood insider Chris Case of DailyFill.com.
Instead of signing a heaving bosom like rock stars often do, Case says Lady Gaga was asked to put her John Hancock on a young mans private parts.
The fan came up to her backstage at a meet and greet and whipped it out, and fortunately for him, Lady Gaga had just enough space to write her name.
The pop princess recalls, I was laughing so hard I could barely breathe.
But based on her proximity to the Canadian mans nether regions, thats probably a good thing.
Case comments, Hopefully the fan noticed that Lady Gaga was using a permanent marker. Or, maybe scrubbing off the autograph is half the fun.
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