Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Wall Street Thief Gets Canned

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Smarmy Wall Street crook Bernie Madoff is getting canned in more ways than one.

Madoff may have left his investors with a bitter taste in their mouths after cheating them out of billions of dollars, but now they can feel refreshed and energized with the Madoff Energy Drink.

Creator Jeff Weiss says the buzz-inducing drink “helps keep traders going and buying stocks” in these tough economic times, and will put Madoff where he deserves to be.

He jokes, “Besides getting sent to the can, Bernie will also be on the can so the people he screwed over can be reminded of where he’s at every day.”

Weiss plans on keeping the thief well-stocked with the energy drink by sending Madoff a case every month when he’s sent to the slammer, which Madoff will definitely need.

Weiss explains, “It will help him fight off all the big guys, especially in the shower.”

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