Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Buck Wolf’s Weird News Central: Naked Clown Drops Trou At Times Square

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Here’s a tip if you’re a nude street performer on the cold streets of New York: Stand over a subway grating.

This week, Buck Wolf of’s Weird News Central, hosted a meeting between two of America’s most famous underdressed entertainers – New York’s Naked Cowboy and San Francisco’s Naked Clown.

The Times Square tour began at the foot of Broadway’s George M. Cohan statue, where the Naked Clown dropped trou and started juggling.

The bizarre crowd of street gawkers included former ’NSYNC heartthrob Joey Fatone and Artie Lange of the Howard Stern Show.

Unfortunately, the Naked Cowboy was late, and his attendance was key.

The Clown wanted the Cowboy’s help to promote the all-new Naked Clown Calendar – a collection of 21 barely dressed Bozos – to raise money for Multiple Sclerosis.

Wolf says, “We had to keep the Naked Clown warm by having him perform over a subway grating. The rising steam stopped him from shivering and saved him from any shrinkage – that’s killer for a nude performer.”

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