Thursday, August 28, 2008


Missing Cow Poop Back Home After Nine Crappy Years

GENEVA, N.Y. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – One woman has just returned a pile of cow crap she’s been harboring for years to its rightful owner.

Nine years ago, Heather Marks’ brother was given a stolen art sculpture of an airplane stuck in a pile of cow poop which ended up in storage at their grandfather’s farm.

After being away from its owner for so long, Marks decided to return the crappy piece to its original artist, Robert Koutny, and insists his poop didn’t have a harrowing kidnapping experience.

She says, “We weren’t doing anything exciting with the cowpie. We didn’t dress it up or anything. It just sat there as a conversation piece.”

Marks says she considered selling the cowpie, but opted to return it instead.

However, she “hopes it isn’t worth anything” or she’ll regret her good deed.

Though the artist was “happy people were taking the cowpies,” and considered their sticky fingers a compliment, he’s happy to have it back and hopes other stolen manure masterpieces find their way home too.

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