Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Testicle Transplants Help Ball-Busted Pooches

OAK GROVE, Mo. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – One new device is helping ball-busted pooches get ballsy.

It’s called Neuticles UltraPLUS, and it’s a line of testicle transplants for dogs that come encoded with the pup’s information and is inserted into a dog’s scrotum when they are neutered.

And creator Gregg Miller says his prosthetic puppy parts are better than breast implants.

He says, “Women with breast implants have to massage them weekly or else they get scar tissue. With our older model, the Neuticles Natural, you’d have to massage the dog’s testicles, but now your dog can have nice, soft testicles without having to massage them all the time.”

The silicon-based balls, which range in size from petite to XX Large, restore a pooch’s package to anatomical preciseness, but bigger isn’t better when it comes to a canine’s new nuts.

Miller explains, “People always want the bigger ones, but it can bring serious problems. I had one idiot call because his dog’s scrotum was dragging on the floor. They think they’re being cute, but it’s inhumane.”

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