Its called Neuticles UltraPLUS, and its a line of testicle transplants for dogs that come encoded with the pups information and is inserted into a dogs scrotum when they are neutered.
And creator Gregg Miller says his prosthetic puppy parts are better than breast implants.
He says, Women with breast implants have to massage them weekly or else they get scar tissue. With our older model, the Neuticles Natural, youd have to massage the dogs testicles, but now your dog can have nice, soft testicles without having to massage them all the time.
The silicon-based balls, which range in size from petite to XX Large, restore a poochs package to anatomical preciseness, but bigger isnt better when it comes to a canines new nuts.
Miller explains, People always want the bigger ones, but it can bring serious problems. I had one idiot call because his dogs scrotum was dragging on the floor. They think theyre being cute, but its inhumane.
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