Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Dirty Diapers Can Be Delicious

IRWINDALE, Calif. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – One crappy party favor is cradling some delicious dookie.

Online candy store CandyWarehouse.com has partiers gagging with a gag gift called “Chocka Ca-Ca,” a baby diaper filled with poop-shaped chocolate “turdles.”

The dirty diapers – which could be used as baby shower party favors – come specially wrapped in a bow that reads “This is as sweet as it’ll ever get!” and are packed with three pounds of tasty turds.

But according to company president Christopher Pratt, the edible excrement is a treat that not everybody loves.

He says, “I don’t know if people actually eat them. It’s kind of a Fear Factor thing where some say, ‘No way, I’m not touching that!’ I’ve tried it actually and it tastes like a Hershey milk chocolate bar, only thicker and chunkier.”

But Pratt warns people to be careful where they keep their delectable dung diaper.

Pratt says, “I imagine there can be some mistakes when there’s dirty diapers flying around. I say don’t put a Tootsie Roll wrapper near a diaper and keep the real poop diapers away from the chocolate one.”

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