Wednesday, December 26, 2007

You Can’t Turn Down Sex With A Clown

LOUDONVILLE, N.Y. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Clowns all over the world are steppin’ out in their best oversized shoes for International Clown Week August 1 through August 7, and their giddy groupies are one step behind them.

Paul Kleinberger – also known as Fuddi Duddy the Clown – says clowns get all sorts of attention – both wanted and unwanted – from frisky females attending clown events like birthday parties and conventions, and he teaches up-and- coming clowns how to get through awkward situations without ruining the fun.

Says Kleinberger: “Several years ago I had a young lady come up to me and whisper that she had never been with a clown before and that she always wanted to try it because she found us desirable.”

Kleinberger declined her invite to go back to her motel and forgot about the incident – until he ran into the same woman at another birthday gig years later.

As he puts it, “She remembered me and apologized for her actions. I forgave her and gave her an ice cream gift certificate I carry with me in my clown bag to make her feel better.”

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