Thats because the 19th Annual Demolition Derby Extravaganza is chargin into town, and wheat tractors, also known as combines, are ready for a crash-course in calamity.
The event will be pitting several 10,000-pound combines against one another in battle royales of steel-smashing destruction that will eventually crown one combine king.
And while newbie tractors are encouraged to enter, event organizer Carol Kelly says experienced combines may have the upper-hand in the fender-bending fest.
Says Kelly: Returning contestants have a better chance. They know to take out the back tires of their combines to demolish other tractors more easily. Thats where you get them.
This year, Kelly expects a heap of hellraisers to attend the fest and root for last tractor standing, who will win thousands of dollars in prize money and indestructible bragging rights.
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