Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Dog Trainer’s Got A New Bag

ROYAL OAK, Mich. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – A man who calls himself the “Dr. Phil of dog training” is using a magic bag of tricks just like Felix the Cat.

Former Soviet KGB dog trainer Vladae Roytapel has created a “magical acoustic bag” with chains inside it used to train pups by startling them into obedience.

Roytapel says if you throw his bag at your dog, growl at your pup, and then freeze to show your pooch who’s top “dawg,” your calm canine will never dog you again.

Roytapel believes training your dog is important for your overall character because in his words, “Every leash has two ends, and if you can’t even control your dog, next time it will be your coworker, girlfriend, or lover.”

And apparently Roytapel’s know-how of the bow-wow makes women break down just as if he were daytime TV’s Dr. Phil.

Says Roytapel: “Some of my female clients started to cry after our very first lesson. They confessed to me that they suddenly realized their dog’s behavior problems was just a symptom of their own deeper issues.”

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